Ted

[bigmoorer]

Originally Posted by mattyl149

How much did you pay for the Talking Ted?

Sorry for the late reply. It's £49.99 at the moment but I got it closer to the £40 mark due to having some leftover credit from a giftcard.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/24-inch-Delu.../dp/B008DRRJ4M


They have a 16inch version with a moving mouth too for £29.99


http://www.amazon.co.uk/16-inch-Plus.../dp/B008DRRJ56

They say the following phrases:

"I look like something you give your kid when you tell them Grandma died"
"C'mon, I don't sound that much like Peter Griffin"
"That's my bad, I was sending a tweet"
"The Brewski run"
"I wuv you"
"Okay, alright, so that's where we'll draw the line"
"You know what I'd like to do to her, something I call the dirty Fozzie"
"Will you take care of me forever and ever!"
"Good talk, Coach"
"Stick your finger in the loop of my tag"
"C'mere ya bastard"
"I didn't know you had a baby, is it alive?"

There will also be an R rated Version in American (the above is classed as PG haha!). The R rated version says:

"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm a little f***ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f***ing retarded."

"You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f****ing face with Pepperidge Farm."

"Well you never should've trusted me, I'm on drugs!"

"Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F*** you, Thunder! You can suck my d***. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise)"

Oh f*** that, it*s been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years; where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, *******? Where's my ring, mother f***er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f***!"