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Old 05-12-2008, 02:59 PM   #1
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A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
I highlighted my favorite parts...
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Old 05-12-2008, 03:12 PM   #2
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Wow, what is the world coming to when teenage boys would rather play Xbox then get down and dirty? *sigh* I'm ashamed for the youth of america. Very ashamed.
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Old 05-12-2008, 03:17 PM   #3
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All right, we got hookers!!!!!!














Now what?
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Old 05-12-2008, 03:17 PM   #4
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13 year olds...lol
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Old 05-12-2008, 03:24 PM   #5
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wow. the little bastard is resourceful, you have to give him that.

is it just me, or does this sound like a south park episode?

"no sir... i'm not just positive. i'm HIV positive."
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Old 05-12-2008, 04:48 PM   #6
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Ah, to be 13 again.
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Old 05-12-2008, 04:51 PM   #7
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If the dad gave the kid his own credit card, and box of condoms, he could have taught him all about "responcibility"

Stealing is wrong
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Old 05-12-2008, 04:53 PM   #8
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hmm you know it sounds like a plan that was not well thought out..

But it sounds like something that would happen in Dallas.. I use to help
my father change out lightbulbs around dallas as a side job I saw enough
of Dallas that I would rather not be there at night again, we wore bullet
proof vests and had some additional equipment in dealing with any thugs.

Sad thing is I work at dallas ;(
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Old 05-12-2008, 05:23 PM   #9
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at least it was "Hookers" PLURAL...... I mean... if you're gonna go out, go all out
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Old 05-12-2008, 05:32 PM   #10
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Ah, to be 13 again.
To be 13 again - with dad's CREDIT CARD!
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Old 05-12-2008, 05:49 PM   #11
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I highlighted my favorite parts...
kinda sounds like Milk Money gone wrong!
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Old 05-12-2008, 05:54 PM   #12
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Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
Ralphie's off to a great start! See, this is what the Xbox 360 does to you.
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Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament.
Wow, can anybody say, White and Nerdy!
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Old 05-12-2008, 06:43 PM   #13
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Haha wow that is just crazy lol.
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Old 05-12-2008, 06:47 PM   #14
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They take credit cards...?

Shit... do they give receipts too?

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Old 05-12-2008, 06:50 PM   #15
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so the hookers would have had sex with them, if not for the xbox? the girls got lucky. they could've been charged with, contributing to the delinquency of minors, or worse!
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so the hookers would have had sex with them, if not for the xbox? the girls got lucky. they could've been charged with, contributing to the delinquency of minors, or worse!
LOL -- my thoughts exactly.
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Old 05-12-2008, 07:20 PM   #17
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That's why I stole cash from my Dad when I was 13. No paper trail to bite you in the ass.
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Old 05-12-2008, 07:48 PM   #18
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This has to be one of the funniest stories I've ever seen. I wonder if pops is still taking his son to Disneyland.
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This has to be one of the funniest stories I've ever seen. I wonder if pops is still taking his son to Disneyland.
He's a lawyer, so probably....
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Old 05-12-2008, 08:06 PM   #20
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This is the best story ever. What a smart kid lol!
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