Cheating on my girlfriend of 6 years

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Originally Posted by BluPayne4400

WOW i expected a hot chick story

Well think of it this way... There are many ways in which a PS3 is better that a hot chick. (of course there are also many ways in which it's not... )

1. It costs less to maintain.
2. You don't need to give it gifts or compliments to turn it on.
3. It's doesn't mind if 6 of your friends come over and you all play with it at once.
4. It never talks back.
5. It's always beautiful, even at 6:00am
6. When you're done playing with it, you don't have to stay around and snuggle.
7. It wlays does exactly what you tell it to.
8. It's totally okay with you having more than one in the house
9. It's always fun to be around.
10. It actually prefers that you sit around on the couch all day.