Rambo 4's Other Plot

[Mr.Slave]

Originally Posted by Psychonaut

I think in Rambo 5 he walks into his home to find he has a little brother, played by Shia Lebeouf, and he trains him through normal farm duties, like shooting holes with a bow in the cows udders to get the milk, and firing corn cobs through a makeshift .50 cal into the greedy maws of the pigs. Shia then applies the training when neighboring ranchers try to take over the family claim. Hero lines will be used such as:

"That one musta still had butter on it" (When he hits a fleeing rancher in the ass with a corn cob in the early stages of the film)

"Too many weeds in this garden" (As he fires off a hidden claymore obliterating a handful of bad guys advancing on the house through his mothers well kept vegetable garden)

What's sad about all that you just said is that it would make more money than speed racer