"Disaster Movie" = SUCK! - Blu-ray Forum

Gamma_Winstead · 06-23-2008, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blu Blood

Guys this isn't the half of it, they've got another one coming out its called "Sci Fi Movie"

where is the suicide smiley when you need it?

That Purple Stuff · 06-23-2008, 04:08 AM

I know it wasnt made by these people but Superhero movie was actually pretty funny. Not ill buy it on BD funny, but still funny.

SeahawxBlu · 06-23-2008, 04:24 AM

The last decent spoof movie was Scary Movie 3. This has suck written all over it. It appears to be purposely trying to capture the "Worst Movie Ever" title. Looking at the trailer, I have to ask...what disaster movies are they making fun of? All I saw was Iron Man, The Hulk, Sex and the City, Enchanted and Hancock.

I see this movie scoring a 0 on Rotten Tomatoes.

That Purple Stuff · 06-23-2008, 04:51 AM

Its called Disaster Movie because thats what it is, its a Disaster.

It has nothing to do with Disaster movies like Armaggedon, it has to do with what can we do to make our reputation making spoof movies even worse.

Psychonaut · 06-23-2008, 06:00 AM

Just... wow. The same, tired old jokes that were never funny to begin with. This trend really needs to stop. No wonder other countries hate us.

Charles3669 · 06-23-2008, 07:12 AM

HOW DO THESE GET MADE????? AND WHO KEEPS GIVING THESE PEOPLE WORK?????? Seriously there has to be some people out there who can write decent comedy who are trying to break into hollywood. Give them a shot. Whatever they make can't possibly be any worse than this shit.

SeahawxBlu · 06-23-2008, 08:26 PM

I imagine these are low budget productions and the studio factors in week 1 sales plus video distribution and whatever else they get from selling it to PPV and cable and etc....

These movies are probably loss leader items for the studios. As long as they're cheaply made, they'll keep getting made. Keep in mind too that these movies are sometimes alternatives to movies that are sold out.

yagami · 06-23-2008, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamma626

where is the suicide smiley when you need it?

Here he is....Suicide.gif

stockstar1138 · 06-23-2008, 08:32 PM

when according to IMDB the movie is aka Meet the Spartans 2: The Story of McLover & The Kingdom of the Crystal Beer Can

you know its going to suck.

I think these people are trying to create the worst movie ever made.

SeahawxBlu · 06-23-2008, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stockstar1138

I think these people are trying to create the worst movie ever made.

Worse than Ultimate Force? Say it isn't so.

Sorry, but I REALLY, REALLY hated that movie and would watch any of these spoof movies rather than have to endure viewing that one again....ever.

Actually, there's an idea for a movie. They can call it "WORST MOVIE EVER" and basically poke fun at every notably bad movie that's been released in the last few years. I smell blockbuster.

stockstar1138 · 06-23-2008, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeahawxBlu

Actually, there's an idea for a movie. They can call it "WORST MOVIE EVER" and basically poke fun at every notably bad movie that's been released in the last few years. I smell blockbuster.

what they should do is poke fun a their movies that poke fun at other movies. that would truly be the worst movie ever.

SeahawxBlu · 06-23-2008, 08:52 PM

A sound byte from Boogie Nights comes to mind here, spoken by Mark Wahlberg, "Hello! Exactly!!!"

Nerdkiller likes BD · 06-23-2008, 09:20 PM

We've already had Superhero Movie and Meet the Spartins shoved down our throats, what makes the director think we'll go see this piece of s**t yet again? Whats the point? These spoof movies not only bring the quality of REAL movies down, but also makes women think that they're sex objects as I've seen in practicality every spoof movie I've seen. Just because they put hot women in these spoof movies, doesn't mean its gonna be any good (unless its porno).

SeahawxBlu · 06-23-2008, 09:26 PM

You may be on to something. The porn industry might benefit from making their own spoof movies. Cheap, cheesy and direct to video.

06-23-2008, 08:26 PM	#7
SeahawxBlu Special Member Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Redmond, WA	I imagine these are low budget productions and the studio factors in week 1 sales plus video distribution and whatever else they get from selling it to PPV and cable and etc.... These movies are probably loss leader items for the studios. As long as they're cheaply made, they'll keep getting made. Keep in mind too that these movies are sometimes alternatives to movies that are sold out. Last edited by SeahawxBlu; 06-23-2008 at 08:37 PM. Reason: typo

Similar Threads
thread	Forum	Thread Starter	Replies	Last Post
Parenthood	TV Shows	WyldeMan45	258	04-20-2023 10:03 PM
Adventure/Disaster Preliminary Poll!! Vote "7" Films Only!!	Movie Polls	CZAR	38	02-06-2010 05:55 AM
G4's "Movies That Don't Suck". YEAH SURE!	General Chat	JUDGEMENT 4400	23	03-05-2009 03:36 AM
Most Anticipated Movie of 2009: "Stark Trek" for Men, "Harry Potter" for Women	Movies	J_UNTITLED	2	12-30-2008 03:14 PM

06-23-2008, 04:08 AM	#2
That Purple Stuff Senior Member Member since:Jun 2008	I know it wasnt made by these people but Superhero movie was actually pretty funny. Not ill buy it on BD funny, but still funny.

06-23-2008, 04:24 AM	#3
SeahawxBlu Special Member Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Redmond, WA	The last decent spoof movie was Scary Movie 3. This has suck written all over it. It appears to be purposely trying to capture the "Worst Movie Ever" title. Looking at the trailer, I have to ask...what disaster movies are they making fun of? All I saw was Iron Man, The Hulk, Sex and the City, Enchanted and Hancock. I see this movie scoring a 0 on Rotten Tomatoes.

06-23-2008, 04:51 AM	#4
That Purple Stuff Senior Member Member since:Jun 2008	Its called Disaster Movie because thats what it is, its a Disaster. It has nothing to do with Disaster movies like Armaggedon, it has to do with what can we do to make our reputation making spoof movies even worse.

06-23-2008, 06:00 AM	#5
Psychonaut Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Apr 2008 Location:Second left after Wal-Mart Blu-ray collection:111	Just... wow. The same, tired old jokes that were never funny to begin with. This trend really needs to stop. No wonder other countries hate us.

06-23-2008, 07:12 AM	#6
Charles3669 Senior Member Member since:Jan 2008	HOW DO THESE GET MADE????? AND WHO KEEPS GIVING THESE PEOPLE WORK?????? Seriously there has to be some people out there who can write decent comedy who are trying to break into hollywood. Give them a shot. Whatever they make can't possibly be any worse than this shit.

06-23-2008, 08:32 PM	#9
stockstar1138 Banned Member since:Apr 2007	when according to IMDB the movie is aka Meet the Spartans 2: The Story of McLover & The Kingdom of the Crystal Beer Can you know its going to suck. I think these people are trying to create the worst movie ever made.

06-23-2008, 08:52 PM	#12
SeahawxBlu Special Member Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Redmond, WA	A sound byte from Boogie Nights comes to mind here, spoken by Mark Wahlberg, "Hello! Exactly!!!"

06-23-2008, 09:20 PM	#13
Nerdkiller likes BD Blu-ray Knight Top contributor Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Wrestling in Ireland. PSNetwork: Nerdkiller316PSN Nerds beaten up: Loads 4K collection:75 Blu-ray collection:881 Trading Score:1	We've already had Superhero Movie and Meet the Spartins shoved down our throats, what makes the director think we'll go see this piece of s**t yet again? Whats the point? These spoof movies not only bring the quality of REAL movies down, but also makes women think that they're sex objects as I've seen in practicality every spoof movie I've seen. Just because they put hot women in these spoof movies, doesn't mean its gonna be any good (unless its porno).

06-23-2008, 09:26 PM	#14
SeahawxBlu Special Member Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Redmond, WA	You may be on to something. The porn industry might benefit from making their own spoof movies. Cheap, cheesy and direct to video.

Best Blu-ray Movie Deals