Fantastic Four (2015)

[DisneyBlu]

Originally Posted by toddly6666

So these Thing photos are inappropriate. These should now get NSFW warnings.

Nahh, only if we could see Thing's... thing.

[Batman1980]

Originally Posted by DisneyBlu

The Thing is naked all the time. Maybe after a shower he'll wear a towel around his waist, like Donald Duck.

Guessing they remember the complaints about Crudup's junk in Watchmen and they're giving Ben Grimm the castrated look in this film.

[Forehead_of_Security]

Originally Posted by DisneyBlu

Thing's... thing.

I really like their "That's not my name"-song.

[DisneyBlu]

Originally Posted by Darth Anakin

Guessing they remember the complaints about Crudup's junk in Watchmen and they're giving Ben Grimm the castrated look in this film.

You know what would be easier?

Pants.

Pants would be easier.

I don't want to see Thing dick in this movie, and having him have nothing done there like a freaking cartoon character is stupid... so put pants on him, like the comics?

Sure, it makes Ben's transformation into a monster even worse - what man wouldn't hate to lose that? - but having him walk around looking like a Ken doll is pretty stupid looking, so far.

[Batman1980]

Originally Posted by DisneyBlu

You know what would be easier?

Pants.

Pants would be easier.

I don't want to see Thing dick in this movie, and having him have nothing done there like a freaking cartoon character is stupid... so put pants on him, like the comics?

Sure, it makes Ben's transformation into a monster even worse - what man wouldn't hate to lose that? - but having him walk around looking like a Ken doll is pretty stupid looking, so far.

They could also go for the classic Hulk in purple torn pants look, that would also be better.

[GC Riot]

Originally Posted by Darth Anakin

Looks like that DC supervillain that looks like sludge most of the time but can shapeshift, I forget his name atm.

Clayface

[Batman1980]

Originally Posted by GC Riot

Clayface

We need a Clayface movie, I hope it happens. Probably be better than any villain movie we've gotten to date.

[GC Riot]

Originally Posted by Darth Anakin

We need a Clayface movie, I hope it happens. Probably be better than any villain movie we've gotten to date.

It would be kinda interesting exploring his identity crisis issues, but I don't know if he could hold a film on his own.

[Thomas Guycott]

Originally Posted by Darth Anakin

We need a Clayface movie, I hope it happens. Probably be better than any villain movie we've gotten to date.

Originally Posted by GC Riot

It would be kinda interesting exploring his identity crisis issues, but I don't know if he could hold a film on his own.

At least we'll always have this.

batman vs clayface - YouTube

[Dalekbuster523Bluray]

Originally Posted by GC Riot

Never heard of the expression "hard as a rock"?

Is it clobbering time yet?

[Blu-Benny]

Originally Posted by dvdmike

Really didn't think this movie could look any worse. I guess I've been proven wrong!!!

[Forever Knight]

Will teh seaqel be called Fantastic 5?

[Lt. Brannigan]

Originally Posted by dvdmike

[Show spoiler]

I am trying really hard to stay positive about this movie and not judge it before it comes out but they are making it really hard.

I will state that again that this is coming off less like a comic book movie and more like a self indulgent project on the part of the director.

[Elandyll]

Spin off about Ben Grimm incoming?

"My Thing"

[Lt. Brannigan]

Originally Posted by Elandyll

Spin off about Ben Grimm incoming?

"My Thing"

"My Thing and I"

Or

"Me and my Thing"

[toddly6666]

Originally Posted by dvdmike

Well this movie is the grounded realistic version. Now it makes more sense why Ben Grimm wants to be a man. His options are:
1. Be a superpowered rock beast with no privates who cant be intimate with Alicia Masters
2. Be a regular dude who can be intimate with Alicia Masters

[Batman1980]

Originally Posted by toddly6666

Well this movie is the grounded realistic version. Now it makes more sense why Ben Grimm wants to be a man. His options are:
1. Be a superpowered rock beast with no privates who cant be intimate with Alicia Masters
2. Be a regular dude who can be intimate with Alicia Masters

I just don't want to wake up one morning and find out she's been buried in a rockslide.

[Bolty]

So basically it changes him into a eunuch? He drinks liquid to survive, right? So he now has to squat to urinate? Or like Kim Jun Un his metabolism just burns up everything that goes in and therefore he has no need for elimination?

[StingingVelvet]

How does a gene mutation let someone create ice from thin air or move metal with his mind? Questions to ponder!

[Batman1980]

Originally Posted by StingingVelvet

How does a gene mutation let someone create ice from thin air or move metal with his mind? Questions to ponder!

I can turn my body into fire or turn myself invisible and create invisible shielding!