Man Submits 10 hours of Paint Drying on a wall to BBFC. Gets rated U.

[LinkMaster64]

If a film can be made about Paint Drying then you know damn well Michael Bay will be making a 24hr movie of Explosions.

[MifuneFan]

It actually cost him £5,936

https://mobile.twitter.com/charliely...7Ctwgr%5Etweet

[TommySyk]

Originally Posted by baheidstu

Does that mean someone from the BBC had to sit through the entire thing in order to approve this? Wouldn't it be funny if at the 6 hour mark or so, he tossed in a few seconds of some guy walking by with his dick hanging out just to see if anyone was watching?

Exactly what I thought. EXACTLY.

[spectre08]

Originally Posted by LinkMaster64

If a film can be made about Paint Drying then you know damn well Michael Bay will be making a 24hr movie of Explosions.

[Steedeel]

Originally Posted by stvn1974

Christopher Nolan is doing the sequel. 12 hours of paint drying. Morgan Freeman and Michael Cane will explain how the paint is drying in voice overs.

[MifuneFan]

Addition to my post above, he had a kickstarter to get the BBFC to watch paint dry and raised £5,936. Well of it went to the BBFC


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects...ng/description

[HorrorBlu]

Okay, now do the MPAA

[stvn1974]

Can't wait for all of the complaints about Criterion's mastering on the blu-ray.

[MifuneFan]

Originally Posted by jacobsever

The BBFC also can only watch/review 6 hours of film a day, so they had to split this movie into a 2 day ordeal.

9 hours

[spectre08]

Originally Posted by MifuneFan

Correction to my post above, he had a kickstarter to get the bbfc to watch paint dry and raised £5,936


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects...ng/description

this is so damn brilliant.

give this man an Oscar NOW

[stvn1974]

Originally Posted by spectre08

this is so damn brilliant.

give this man an Oscar NOW

Depends on if he only used white paint or not.

[spectre08]

Originally Posted by stvn1974

Depends on if he only used white paint or not.

[Dubstar]

Originally Posted by tigertron

I hope they keep those IMAX scenes intact for the Blu-ray. It does have IMAX, right? because watching paint dry requires it, otherwise you're not getting the full experience.

add white noise remixed in Dolby Atmos and you're good to go.

[Al_The_Strange]

Originally Posted by HorrorBlu

Okay, now do the MPAA

Colors will likely be offensive to children, patterns might look to similar to naked body parts. They'll probably have to cut some scenes for a PG-13 rating.

[Coenskubrick]

Originally Posted by DanTheMan

Still better than Boyhood.

But did it take 12 years to make?

[L-Rouge]

Originally Posted by Foggy

http://www.bbfc.co.uk/releases/paint-drying-film

Harmful if user decides to inhale this movie

[Chaotic]

How much gore is there?

[Ultra_Violence]

I'm a huge art house fan but even I wouldn't watch that. Hats off to the person who sat through it.

[X400]

I don't see why he, or anyone for that matter, would be mad that films must be reviewed... it seems responsible to demand that, the director seems like a crybaby

also, couldn't the reviewers simply watch the film at a sped up rate? and analyze the audio file to see if there are any sounds throughout the running time and simply analyze those portions specifically? if so, jokes on him...

[spanky87]

Originally Posted by DanTheMan

Still better than Boyhood.

Ugh, please ban this troll.

Keep your irrational Boyhood hate in the UO thread!