Recovering from surgery...

[BLUNT]

A lady midget goes into a doctor's office on a rainy day and tells the doctor, "Doc, every time it rains, I get this terrible pain in my crotch."

He says, "Hop up on the examination table and I'll see what I can do."

She gets up on the table, he works on her awhile, and then he tells her, "Okay, hop down."

She gets down off the table, stands there a second, and then says, "Doc! I feel great! What'd you do?"

He says, "I cut two inches off the top of your galoshes."



Feel better soon.

[BLUNT]

"Doc, I don't understand what's going on with me. It's really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee." The doctor thinks about it for a while and then urges the man to continue. So, the man continues, "And sometimes I feel like a wigwam." To which the doctor says, "I wouldn't worry about it, Fred, you're just two tents." (Too tense, get it? )


Laughter, the best medicine.

[nycomet]

Tron3: I hope that you are back to 100-percent perfect health in time for Paramount's impending BD release announcement.

[tron3]

Blunt, those jokes were more painful than the surgery. But thanks for trying.

Originally Posted by nycomet

Tron3: I hope that you are back to 100-percent perfect health in time for Paramount's impending BD release announcement.

There will be no joy in Muddville unless Transformers is on that list.