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Old 01-30-2009, 12:59 AM   #1
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I do not watch the show, but saw a commercial once.

The one guy see the other guy in a wheel chair and says.

Holy Crip, he's a crapple!
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:04 AM   #2
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Quagmire: Hey there, Gorgeous, how old are you?
Girl: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen?
Girl: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin’!
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Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Mexican Bellboy: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak English!
Mexican Bellboy: (sigh) No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Mexican Bellboy: Que?


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Peter(reading card): "Go to jail for whistling at a white woman. AHHH, Cleveland, does anybody ever win at this game"

Cleveland: "No, you just do a little better each time"
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:05 PM   #5
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(after Peter lays down red carpet, waking up Lois, they argue.)
Lois: (pinning Peter to the carpet) Are you gonna go to Meg's play or not?
Peter: (Crying) Yes!
Lois: You like eating red carpet, tough guy?
Peter: Yes!
(cut to Quagmire who is outside, overhears argument)
Lois: Say you like eating red carpet!
Peter: I like eating red carpet!
Quagmire: (faints, twitches) Giggity
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ricshoe View Post
(after Peter lays down red carpet, waking up Lois, they argue.)
Lois: (pinning Peter to the carpet) Are you gonna go to Meg's play or not?
Peter: (Crying) Yes!
Lois: You like eating red carpet, tough guy?
Peter: Yes!
(cut to Quagmire who is outside, overhears argument)
Lois: Say you like eating red carpet!
Peter: I like eating red carpet!
Quagmire: (faints, twitches) Giggity
Yeah that one had me ROTFL just way too funny
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:12 PM   #7
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"I'm just a prom night dumpster baby"
- the dancing dumpster baby
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:25 PM   #8
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The guy in the Chicken suit: "Y2k! Y2K!"
Peter: "Are selling chicken or sex jelly?"
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:27 PM   #9
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The Kool Aid man bursting through the courtroom wall: "Oh Yeah!!"
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:46 PM   #10
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"I'm just a prom night dumpster baby"
- the dancing dumpster baby
so weird and awful.. haha Family Guy is nuts
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Peter: These are my thinking grenades.
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:36 PM   #12
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Quagmire "Cleveland, what did you do to get out of your marriage?"

Cleveland "You slept with my wife."
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