GGW: HOTTEST TEXAS COEDS releases on Blu-ray 07/07/2009

[Xerios]

Originally Posted by snoman_99

We suggest the one with vin diesel lol...

J & Jen

took me awhile to get it lol

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by Riff Magnum

+1
Gimme a break. Watching a bunch of drunk 19 year olds act all shy and giggle cause some douche bag is trying to get her to kiss her best friend. I'm not turned on in the least by this. I even feel sorry for these girls, even though they are little sluts that probably don't deserve any kind of respect. Eventually, everybody has a price for the million dollar man.

It's funny. We have all done stupid stuff during our youth that we wish we could "undo". These girls are young, impressionable, drunk, possibly drugged, heavily encouraged, and doing all this "Wild" stuff for the camera and for attention. Fortunately for me, all the stupid things I did were not captured by a filmmaker and immortalized for eternity on a disc. I wonder how many of these girls, in 5-10 years, will look back on these antics with great regret, never to be "undone". Sad.

[koontz1973]

Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

I wonder how many of these girls, in 5-10 years, will look back on these antics with great regret, never to be "undone". Sad.

About half, the others will still be doing it

[Riff Magnum]

It is sad. I agree, i'm very fortunate that there was no internet and camcorders were not prolific during my youth. I did things as a 13-17 year old that defies all logic and don't even fit into the wild, drunk, and drugged category. I didn't start drinking till i was 21(no lie, i think i'm the only one) and didn't puff on weed till i was 20. It was boredom i tells ya and boredom still makes me do stupid things.

[Riff Magnum]

Originally Posted by koontz1973

About half, the others will still be doing it

This is so true. So very, very true.

[koontz1973]

Originally Posted by Riff Magnum

It is sad. I agree, i'm very fortunate that there was no internet and camcorders were not prolific during my youth. I did things as a 13-17 year old that defies all logic and don't even fit into the wild, drunk, and drugged category. I didn't start drinking till i was 21(no lie, i think i'm the only one) and didn't puff on weed till i was 20. It was boredom i tells ya and boredom still makes me do stupid things.

Tell us more of your boredom. Drunk at 2, cannot remember that Xmas.

[Riff Magnum]

I set a fire in my backyard last week. I live in the city mind you. In texas, where we have tinder dry conditions at least 9 months out of the year mind you. It was a brush pile that we inherited from the previous owner and it was infested with snakes, spiders, and all sorts of crap. Our property borders a creek and a sort of nature trail, so all the animals were coming up into our yard to the pile. Me and my son are always out back playing baseball, so burning them out and bringing the pile to a size where i could throw it over the fence into the woods seemed the most "logical." Within 5 minutes someone had called the fire dept. on me and i had to pay a $275 fine for violating the "burn ban." The cops and firemen looked like they wanted to strangle me. LOL!! I'm like the joker. I just do things. Stupid things.

As a teen i had an obsession with feces, fire, explosions, heights, and overpasses. I had a cabal of about 3 close friends and every weekend and some weeknights we went out looking for trouble. We'd tear stop signs out of the ground, carry them to a near bye overpass and throw them off into the soft ground of the median below. It was hilarious to us that people would be driving along going 70mph on the interstate and see a fricking stop sign stuck in the ground telling them to stop. That one made the paper. We were proud.
We also got into the habit of crapping off the overpass when one of us had to go. Sticking our bare ass off of a 50ft ledge while your buddies held you so you wouldn't plummit to your death, all the while trying to time the turd so it fell out at the proper moment to hit the car when it went by. Our dream was hitting a convertible, although no one ever hit any car at all. Some would get stage fright and wouldn't be able to do it, but i batted .1000 at that endeavor. I don't need to tell you how proud i was.
We also climbed every water tower within a 60 mile radius and spray painted things like "i love the police dept." and "Support Law Enforcement." Our sense of simple irony already firmly entrenched.

I feel i've already said too much, but honestly, i don't regret a single minute of it. Was it stupid? Yes. Was it dangerous? Yes. Could people have been hurt or killed? Most certainly yes. Was it fun as hell feeling your heart about ready to explode from fear, adrenaline, and endorphines? Hell yes.

Don't judge me, for i know not what i do.

[dcowboy7]

"All my exes live in texas....thats why i hang my hat in tennessee."

[Riff Magnum]

Are you proud to be an okie from muskogee?

[koontz1973]

Originally Posted by Riff Magnum

I set a fire in my backyard last week. I live in the city mind you. In texas, where we have tinder dry conditions at least 9 months out of the year mind you. It was a brush pile that we inherited from the previous owner and it was infested with snakes, spiders, and all sorts of crap. Our property borders a creek and a sort of nature trail, so all the animals were coming up into our yard to the pile. Me and my son are always out back playing baseball, so burning them out and bringing the pile to a size where i could throw it over the fence into the woods seemed the most "logical." Within 5 minutes someone had called the fire dept. on me and i had to pay a $275 fine for violating the "burn ban." The cops and firemen looked like they wanted to strangle me. LOL!! I'm like the joker. I just do things. Stupid things.

As a teen i had an obsession with feces, fire, explosions, heights, and overpasses. I had a cabal of about 3 close friends and every weekend and some weeknights we went out looking for trouble. We'd tear stop signs out of the ground, carry them to a near bye overpass and throw them off into the soft ground of the median below. It was hilarious to us that people would be driving along going 70mph on the interstate and see a fricking stop sign stuck in the ground telling them to stop. That one made the paper. We were proud.
We also got into the habit of crapping off the overpass when one of us had to go. Sticking our bare ass off of a 50ft ledge while your buddies held you so you wouldn't plummit to your death, all the while trying to time the turd so it fell out at the proper moment to hit the car when it went by. Our dream was hitting a convertible, although no one ever hit any car at all. Some would get stage fright and wouldn't be able to do it, but i batted .1000 at that endeavor. I don't need to tell you how proud i was.
We also climbed every water tower within a 60 mile radius and spray painted things like "i love the police dept." and "Support Law Enforcement." Our sense of simple irony already firmly entrenched.

I feel i've already said too much, but honestly, i don't regret a single minute of it. Was it stupid? Yes. Was it dangerous? Yes. Could people have been hurt or killed? Most certainly yes. Was it fun as hell feeling your heart about ready to explode from fear, adrenaline, and endorphines? Hell yes.

Don't judge me, for i know not what i do.

You naughty boy. Man, those where the days when fun was dangerous
I take my hat of to you

[Riff Magnum]

That's not even the half of it, I assure you. No mid-life crisis for me. I got all that shite out of my system when it was semi-socially acceptable. Well i got most of it out of my system.

[Scooby Blu]

Originally Posted by koontz1973

You naughty boy. Man, those where the days when fun was dangerous
I take my hat of to you

Oh yes the good old days. Crossing a eight lane highway at night on LSD !
My friend said, "Be carefull the cars come at you quicker than you think" And on LSD.........THEY DO ! Got the old heart pumping though

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by Riff Magnum

I set a fire in my backyard last week. I live in the city mind you. In texas, where we have tinder dry conditions at least 9 months out of the year mind you. It was a brush pile that we inherited from the previous owner and it was infested with snakes, spiders, and all sorts of crap. Our property borders a creek and a sort of nature trail, so all the animals were coming up into our yard to the pile. Me and my son are always out back playing baseball, so burning them out and bringing the pile to a size where i could throw it over the fence into the woods seemed the most "logical." Within 5 minutes someone had called the fire dept. on me and i had to pay a $275 fine for violating the "burn ban." The cops and firemen looked like they wanted to strangle me. LOL!! I'm like the joker. I just do things. Stupid things.

As a teen i had an obsession with feces, fire, explosions, heights, and overpasses. I had a cabal of about 3 close friends and every weekend and some weeknights we went out looking for trouble. We'd tear stop signs out of the ground, carry them to a near bye overpass and throw them off into the soft ground of the median below. It was hilarious to us that people would be driving along going 70mph on the interstate and see a fricking stop sign stuck in the ground telling them to stop. That one made the paper. We were proud.
We also got into the habit of crapping off the overpass when one of us had to go. Sticking our bare ass off of a 50ft ledge while your buddies held you so you wouldn't plummit to your death, all the while trying to time the turd so it fell out at the proper moment to hit the car when it went by. Our dream was hitting a convertible, although no one ever hit any car at all. Some would get stage fright and wouldn't be able to do it, but i batted .1000 at that endeavor. I don't need to tell you how proud i was.
We also climbed every water tower within a 60 mile radius and spray painted things like "i love the police dept." and "Support Law Enforcement." Our sense of simple irony already firmly entrenched.

I feel i've already said too much, but honestly, i don't regret a single minute of it. Was it stupid? Yes. Was it dangerous? Yes. Could people have been hurt or killed? Most certainly yes. Was it fun as hell feeling your heart about ready to explode from fear, adrenaline, and endorphines? Hell yes.

Don't judge me, for i know not what i do.

When we were in our early teens we went to the "Ford Plant". It was really not a plant or factory, it was a fleet assembly place where they had hundreds of Courriers (the baby pickup truck) parked nose to tail with no beds on them. They would assemble them with different rear ends for different companies making fleet purchases. Anyway, they were left with their keys in them and watched at night by a security guard (in a courrier). We (4-6 of us) would climb a twenty something foot barbed wire fence and take the trucks for wild rides and thought it was fun having the guard chasing 6 of us in 6 different directions. When it rained, we would bring a couple gallons of laundry soap and pour it out and let it drift. Then we would have these massive poweslide contests while being chased. After a few minutes we would drive the trucks close to the fence and escape.

When we were 16 and had our drivers liscenses we would go "Cop hunting" on our motocycles. LAME. There were 7 of us that all had the exact same bike (Yamaha RD400). We would go out and find a cop at a stop sign or a donut place and we would all simultaneously do a stopped burnout to get the cop pissed. When the cop charged us we would split in 7 different directions and flee. We thought the fun was the not knowing which of us the cop would chase. We had many sneaky escape routes where a bike would fit, but a car couldnt. None of us EVER got caught. Stupid stupid stupid. Cherished memories.

These are a couple of my MILD stories. Thank you for letting me share.

I never stole anything, destroyed property, or hurt anyone though.

[jw]

Originally Posted by Meeklo

I was thinking "some moderator is going to close this thread fast...." but apparently it was a moderator that opened it.

yea, well if we are mature about these kind of topics they last. Its alright to joke, etc..but they go off topic very fast as you can tell If it gets outta hand like all others it will be locked as well

[#Darren]

Porn and prostitution is an unfortunate fact of life, I'm just sorry that a moderator on this forum is promoting it.

[Riff Magnum]

Those are some good ones, but i think technically you were "stealing" those trucks. Or did you consider it borrowing?

I've got a ton of auto stories, but i'll share the one scheme that we were never able to pull off, probably because it would be physically impossible and would require the other car to play along.

Keep in mind that anytime we did vehicular hijinks we would always turn the radio to the local classical station and just blast it as loud as possible. For some reason this was funny to us. Anyways, the idea would be to stop on a country road in our car and wait for a car to come toward us. As it made it's approach we would throw it in reverse and start backing away from it until we were both going full speed, but nose to nose, them looking in at us, and us looking in at them. As i said, most of the time the other car would simply stop before we could get going fast enough to really feel like the joke had reached it's fruition and none of our other friends were ballsy/stupid enough to volunteer as the other car.

We'd also break off into two separate cars and one of us would get in front of an unsuspecting driver and the other would get behind. The guy up front had to have a fast car because he'd slow down to almost a halt, with the guy behind tailgating the poor bastard as close as he could. When the "victim" had had enough he'd try to pull out and pass the guy in front, but just at that moment the guy in front would take off and keep him boxed in. This could go on for quite a while. We've been chased by our victims in cars, on foot, gotten in fistfights, wrecks, and had firearms pulled on us as a result of this little prank. Never had the cops called on us though, because cellphones weren't common place yet. Yeah, we were buttholes.

I got more, but maybe we should create our own off topic "crazy stuff we did when we were young" thread, before we get locked for being "inappropriate." We don't need drug and alcohol fueled stories, since those are a dime a dozen and can be greatly exaggerated due to the obvious. Also, they're usually not nearly as funny once you sober up.

[#Darren]

Riff, you are a legend LOL

Originally Posted by Riff Magnum

I set a fire in my backyard last week. I live in the city mind you. In texas, where we have tinder dry conditions at least 9 months out of the year mind you. It was a brush pile that we inherited from the previous owner and it was infested with snakes, spiders, and all sorts of crap. Our property borders a creek and a sort of nature trail, so all the animals were coming up into our yard to the pile. Me and my son are always out back playing baseball, so burning them out and bringing the pile to a size where i could throw it over the fence into the woods seemed the most "logical." Within 5 minutes someone had called the fire dept. on me and i had to pay a $275 fine for violating the "burn ban." The cops and firemen looked like they wanted to strangle me. LOL!! I'm like the joker. I just do things. Stupid things.

As a teen i had an obsession with feces, fire, explosions, heights, and overpasses. I had a cabal of about 3 close friends and every weekend and some weeknights we went out looking for trouble. We'd tear stop signs out of the ground, carry them to a near bye overpass and throw them off into the soft ground of the median below. It was hilarious to us that people would be driving along going 70mph on the interstate and see a fricking stop sign stuck in the ground telling them to stop. That one made the paper. We were proud.
We also got into the habit of crapping off the overpass when one of us had to go. Sticking our bare ass off of a 50ft ledge while your buddies held you so you wouldn't plummit to your death, all the while trying to time the turd so it fell out at the proper moment to hit the car when it went by. Our dream was hitting a convertible, although no one ever hit any car at all. Some would get stage fright and wouldn't be able to do it, but i batted .1000 at that endeavor. I don't need to tell you how proud i was.
We also climbed every water tower within a 60 mile radius and spray painted things like "i love the police dept." and "Support Law Enforcement." Our sense of simple irony already firmly entrenched.

I feel i've already said too much, but honestly, i don't regret a single minute of it. Was it stupid? Yes. Was it dangerous? Yes. Could people have been hurt or killed? Most certainly yes. Was it fun as hell feeling your heart about ready to explode from fear, adrenaline, and endorphines? Hell yes.

Don't judge me, for i know not what i do.

[Lucky Luc]

I think an ex-girlfriend came out on one. I think it was on a Texas college campus dvd. If I find out it's her, I'll post a picture of us two, and a picture of her on the video.

And just to think, she broke up with me because I wouldn't go to church with her...

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by Riff Magnum

Keep in mind that anytime we did vehicular hijinks we would always turn the radio to the local classical station and just blast it as loud as possible. .

PEEERRRRRFECT

[SquidPuppet]

OK...one more.

When we were 13ish we would go to the mall and ride our bikes on the inside We would ride wheelies through major department stores and down escalators and wreak havoc in general. We were like animals...we always misbehaved in packs because it improved our odds for escape.

I got more too.