Worst movies ever made

[DoubleDownAgain]

Originally Posted by FrodoBagginz

What? A worst movies ever made thread that has hit 2 pages and no mention of Troll 2? For shame.

No, that would be The Best Worst movie!

The correct answer to the question is of course The Boondocks Saints.

[AndyD]

Where to start?? In no particular order, some of the worst IMO are...

Talladegha Nights
The Other Guys
The Happening
Tron: Original
Burn After Reading
Watchmen
Wicker Man (Nic Cage version)
Knowing
Your Highness
Robin Hood (Crowe)
Alice in Wonderland (Depp)
Skyline
Inglorious Basterds
Kill Bill I & II

i'll stop there. Most of these are recent movies that come to mind

[SammyB]

Worst movie has to be Manos: The Hands of Fate. Then I'd say Troll 2 takes 2nd place.

But those were low budget, directed by nobodys and acted by nobodys.

Worst movies from hollywood.

Twister. I was forced to see this a couple dozen times. Back when I was in school, on one of those free days, a teacher would always show it. It haunted me for 8 or 9 years. It is so horribly bad.

The Perfect Storm Terrible on so many levels. Bad characters.

The Happening I stared at my screen, saying is this really happening? No redeeming qualities.

The Sixth Sense I saw it coming a mile away. Once you figure out the "twist", it becomes an endurance test.

Unbreakable Shyamalan does it again. Overly somber mood feels forced, boring, and made me tired. Bad characters. Bad dialog. And the "twist" made me laugh.

I Know Who Killed Me Wow. Really bad story, acting, writing, and dialog. A line that goes something like "that's life, people get cut" is brilliant writing.

Saw(entire series) Basic horror movie. Not really the worst, but way too popular for what it is. I found the 1st boring, and the rest cheesy.

GIrl Interrupted Laughable acting (mostly Jolie's), corny at times, and at other times tries to pull at the heart strings too hard.

Powder Blue (low budget, known actors) Over the top, tries to be sappy. Cheesy.

Titanic Over the top dialog, artificial characters. Trys too hard to pull at the heart strings.

Speed That's something awful.

Avatar Come on. Poor characters, cheesy scene after cheesy scene. Terrible dialog.

AlienS (the 2nd Alien movie) almost made the list. The dialog was so artificial. Too many characters were 2 dimensional, and stereotypical (tough girl, constantly acting overly tough, tough guys constantly acting overly tough). The only saving grace was the action. The action scenes kept me distracted from the horrible writing.

These are my opinions of course.

[Pondosinatra]

Enough said.

[Flatnate]

Originally Posted by lloyd_nasty

Worst movie has to be Manos: The Hands of Fate

I also have to put in my number one vote for "Manos: The Hands of Fate".

It is soOOO bad that it is hard to watch MST3K even riff it, just excruciating.

[SammyB]

Originally Posted by Flatnate

I also have to put in my number one vote for "Manos: The Hands of Fate".

It is soOOO bad that it is hard to watch MST3K even riff it, just excruciating.

Completely agree. I saw Manos on MST3K, and it took every thing I had to finish it. That stop button was so tempting.

[datlocolatino]

Depends what were talking here. Big budget? Batman & Robin, MI:II or Phone Booth (10 years earlier may have made it relevant). But then theres the C-listers like Killer Condom or Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter that are just plain terrible.

[Trekkie313]

This thread and its choices are worse than the movies listed.

[BigLuvJason]

Originally Posted by lloyd_nasty

Worst movie has to be Manos: The Hands of Fate. Then I'd say Troll 2 takes 2nd place.

But those were low budget, directed by nobodys and acted by nobodys.

Worst movies from hollywood.

Twister. I was forced to see this a couple dozen times. Back when I was in school, on one of those free days, a teacher would always show it. It haunted me for 8 or 9 years. It is so horribly bad.

The Perfect Storm Terrible on so many levels. Bad characters.

The Happening I stared at my screen, saying is this really happening? No redeeming qualities.

The Sixth Sense I saw it coming a mile away. Once you figure out the "twist", it becomes an endurance test.

Unbreakable Shyamalan does it again. Overly somber mood feels forced, boring, and made me tired. Bad characters. Bad dialog. And the "twist" made me laugh.

I Know Who Killed Me Wow. Really bad story, acting, writing, and dialog. A line that goes something like "that's life, people get cut" is brilliant writing.

Saw(entire series) Basic horror movie. Not really the worst, but way too popular for what it is. I found the 1st boring, and the rest cheesy.

GIrl Interrupted Laughable acting (mostly Jolie's), corny at times, and at other times tries to pull at the heart strings too hard.

Powder Blue (low budget, known actors) Over the top, tries to be sappy. Cheesy.

Titanic Over the top dialog, artificial characters. Trys too hard to pull at the heart strings.

Speed That's something awful.

Avatar Come on. Poor characters, cheesy scene after cheesy scene. Terrible dialog.

AlienS (the 2nd Alien movie) almost made the list. The dialog was so artificial. Too many characters were 2 dimensional, and stereotypical (tough girl, constantly acting overly tough, tough guys constantly acting overly tough). The only saving grace was the action. The action scenes kept me distracted from the horrible writing.

These are my opinions of course.

wow

[Cinemach]

I can't believe I haven't seen You Don't Mess With the Zohan listed here yet.

[SammyB]

Originally Posted by datlocolatino

Depends what were talking here. Big budget? Batman & Robin, MI:II or Phone Booth (10 years earlier may have made it relevant). But then theres the C-listers like Killer Condom or Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter that are just plain terrible.

Batman and robin... Wow, how could I forget that. Never saw the MI series, or phone booth.

I found Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter funny. I've only seen the trailer for Killer Condoms, which seemed funny. But I bet Killer Condoms suffers at full length, sortta like Hobo with a Shotgun did.

[SammyB]

Originally Posted by BigLuvJason

wow

Wow, as in you don't agree and think I'm a bit of a loon? Or wow, you agree, those movies sucked.

And I'm aware, some movies on my list are considered great, like Titanic, and Girl Interrupted. But I have a big problem with movies that try too hard to be serious and somber. Like I said, they try too hard to pull at the heart strings. It just ends up feeling artificial and fake, which is the opposite of emotion.

[BigLuvJason]

Originally Posted by lloyd_nasty

Wow, as in you don't agree and think I'm a bit of a loon? Or wow, you agree, those movies sucked.

And I'm aware, some movies on my list are considered great, like Titanic, and Girl Interrupted. But I have a big problem with movies that try too hard to be serious and somber. Like I said, they try too hard to pull at the heart strings. It just ends up feeling artificial and fake, which is the opposite of emotion.

wow as in, its amazing how many people can LOVE certain movies but there are still a few here and there that hate them

[remake]

These are just from the movies I've seen this year... there's probably a lot more I ****ing hate.




Should be retitled "the zombies don't show up until the last 20 minutes, and when they do, they're just a bunch of girls with raccoon makeup."




The first one was surprisingly enjoyable. The second was the most boring movie ever.




WHAT THE **** WAS THIS?!? Cover art is false advertising. ANYONE could make a better movie than this.




Another shitty, terrible low as **** budget "horror" film. Kellan Lutz isn't even the main character and his name is first on the cover art. I think he's the only reason this movie got a DVD release. It should've remained shelved.




The tag line should be "You'll be emotionless when your friends die."




A PG-13 sh!tfest where the lead girl spends the first hour of the movie lounging around her house, listening to a radio show, while her friends are at a party.




Read about this in Fangoria magazine. They called it a decent indie movie with a great twist. I was a fan of twist endings, so I watched it. The entire movie is a guy who moves to his friends house, where his "goth" friend and his goth girlfriend, and all their friends, are in a secret group where they meet up in a barn and drink each other's blood. Anyway, by the end of the movie they beat the lead guy up, and take turns drinking his blood. And then we find out

[Show spoiler]the lead guy had HIV.

Slow boring ass movie with a shitty twist.

[datlocolatino]

Originally Posted by lloyd_nasty

Batman and robin... Wow, how could I forget that. Never saw the MI series, or phone booth.

I found Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter funny. I've only seen the trailer for Killer Condoms, which seemed funny. But I bet Killer Condoms suffers at full length, sortta like Hobo with a Shotgun did.

Ha! I watched Batman Forever a few weeks ago and couldnt believe how bad it was. I remember B&R being infinitely worse so I realized theres absolutely NO WAY I would ever wanna see it again.well, maybe if I felt like testing myself. :P Hate to admit it, but I really liked MI:III, and until Apollo 18, it was the worst movie I ever saw in a theater. OH YEAH....Apollo 18! I love the overall idea of JCVH, but, same as my opinion on most of Will Farrells movies, they make a great 5 minute skit but not an hour and a half movie.

Still gotta see Hobo!

[Buck Nasty]

Originally Posted by andydlp

Where to start?? In no particular order, some of the worst IMO are...

Talladegha Nights
The Other Guys
The Happening
Tron: Original
Burn After Reading
Watchmen
Wicker Man (Nic Cage version)
Knowing
Your Highness
Robin Hood (Crowe)
Alice in Wonderland (Depp)
Skyline
Inglorious Basterds
Kill Bill I & II

i'll stop there. Most of these are recent movies that come to mind

I was with u on a good portion of this list, but K.B 1&2!?!

[Steve]

I usually draw a lot of flack when I list what I think are the worst movies ever made, but here goes:

Skyline
District 9
Pulp Fiction
Jeepers Creepers
Fargo

If you show up at my door with any of these you better be ready to throw down, cuz you're not just gonna walk in.

[recS-12]

The WORST movie I've ever had the displeasure of lending my time to:"Gerry" with Matt Damon, Casey Affleck. Couldn't even finish the movie. The ONLY way this movie comes off my "list" is if sometime after I turned it off they both kill themselves in a very disturbing way. No natural death is suitable for them! Who approved that movie?

[darkpoet25]

The worst movies IMO are anything made by a certain director with the initals U.B. Ugh, just thinking about him makes me in my mouth.

[slimdude]

Originally Posted by andydlp

Where to start?? In no particular order, some of the worst IMO are...

Kill Bill I & II

I enjoyed Kill Bill I, but part II was quite boring, and slow.