Post Your Favorite Movie Quote!

[yanks235678]

because i just finished watching the movie:

"Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. (Carl Spackler in Caddyshack)

[Nameless Evil]

Marlowe: You know what he'll do when he comes back? Beat my teeth out, then kick me in the stomach for mumbling.

Marlowe: I don't mind if you don't like my manners, I don't like them myself. They are pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.

Marlowe: What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a gun before? What do you want me to do, count three like they do in the movies?

Vivian: What will your first step be?
Philip Marlowe: The usual one.
Vivian: I didn't know there was a usual one.
Philip Marlowe: Well sure there is, it comes complete with diagrams on page 47 of how to be a detective in 10 easy lessons correspondent school textbook and uh, your father offered me a drink.

(The Big Sleep - 1946)

[Jamespic1118]

One of my favorite quotes I'm pretty sure I cant post it.....

The racial slur scene form Clerks 2.

And this one from Clerks

Dante Hicks: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass **** on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after ****ing a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.
Randal Graves: 37.

[KingBing]

Spanish dude: In church, we say god forgives
Denzel: Forgiveness is between them and god, my job is to arranged the meeting.
Man on Fire

[Blu Man]

Originally Posted by KingBing

Spanish dude: In church, we say god forgives
Denzel: Forgiveness is between them and god, my job is to arranged the meeting.
Man on Fire

I love that quote!!!!!!!!!!

[scoob958]

I just saw this last week so these are on my mind

Your head is going up his ass, his head is going up his ass, and you get the short end of the straw, cause your head is going up my ass!

Lady, I will break my foot off in your ass!

or

Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears.

I'll drill two holes through your d*** so that when you pee it shoots out in all different directions.

[kok_man]

Jules: "I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet."

Pumpkin: "Which one is it?"

Jules: "Its the one that says BAD MOTHERF**KER."

[KamiAmaya]

"You come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found a god?"
Or something like that, been a while since I've seen that movie. Can't wait for it on BD

"When you're hurt and scared for so long, the fear and pain turn to hate and the hate starts to change the world."


Ha I just realized I picked two that are from movies based on video games.

Originally Posted by nycomet

Ooh, I got one!

"Your mother sucks *ocks in Hell!"

Can U guess the movie?????? It's a real head turner!

I can't wait for it to come out on Blu-ray next year!

The Exorcist!

[assydingo]

Originally Posted by Nameless Evil

Marlowe: You know what he'll do when he comes back? Beat my teeth out, then kick me in the stomach for mumbling.

Marlowe: I don't mind if you don't like my manners, I don't like them myself. They are pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.

Marlowe: What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a gun before? What do you want me to do, count three like they do in the movies?

Vivian: What will your first step be?
Philip Marlowe: The usual one.
Vivian: I didn't know there was a usual one.
Philip Marlowe: Well sure there is, it comes complete with diagrams on page 47 of how to be a detective in 10 easy lessons correspondent school textbook and uh, your father offered me a drink.

(The Big Sleep - 1946)

My second favorite Bogart movie =).

[Marcusarilius]

"I never knew the meaning of fear until I kissed Becky"

From the 1956 "Invasion of the body snatchers."

[toef]

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE!!...WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS!

[Blu-Benny]

any quote from Val Kilmer in Tombstone:

"I'll be your huckleberry" is one of the best!!

[lobo81865]

"A man's gotta do something for a living."---bounty hunters chasing Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood).

"Dying ain't much of a living boy."--Josey's reply.

Sondra Locke in Sudden Impact talking to thugs on the street--"Do you want a lift?

Thug's reply--Sure baby

"Then shove a jack up your ass!

Sam to Frodo--"I can't carry the ring, but I can carry you."

[dvcmember]

Originally Posted by kpkelley

My favorite movie quote would have to be:

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" - Rhett Butler

or

"Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world." - Michelangelo

Two of my favorite quotes as well. I also liked Bogart's last line from Casablanca, just after Ilsa has departed, "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

Originally Posted by spolcyc

Oh yeah, I can fly -I ronMan

Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!

On my command, unleash hell.

Also appreciated the fact that in the Planet of the Apes remake, Heston played an ape and said the following, "Get your hands off me, you damn, dirty human."

[lobo81865]

Ha ha. I remember Heston saying that in the POA remake, and I was the only one in the theater who laughed. The rest of the people were clueless apparently.

It was the best part of that turd of a movie.

[lobo81865]

Rocky's trainer: How many do you see of him?

Rocky: Three

Trainer: Well hit the one in the middle.

[Barbie-Shrimp]

Originally Posted by KamiAmaya

The Exorcist!

No, it's Beetlejuice. It has to be, because I like it more than the exorcist.


What's this one from:
"Ever the F***ing apple polisher!"

[jchand67]

Rudi, you can kiss my ass. Not on the left side, or the right side, but right in the middle.

Hot Dog the Movie

[BIGLAD]

What knocker's well thank you doctor.
From Young Frankenstein.

[Samsang]

Being There (1979)

DENNIS: Tell me, Mr. Gardiner, have you ever had sex with a man?

CHANCE: No. I don't think so.

DENNIS: We could go upstairs right now.

CHANCE: Do they have a TV upstairs? (thinking television)

DENNIS: A TV? I'm sure they do... (thinking television)

CHANCE: I like to watch. (still thinking television)

DENNIS: (now thinking transvestite) You like to waaaaaatch? Well -- you wait right here, I'll go get Warren.