Favorite Family Guy Quote - Blu-ray Forum

Blu Man · 01-30-2009, 12:25 AM

What's your favorite quote from Family Guy. Their are a lot of funny ones.

"Buttscracher! Buttscracher!!"

drobswim13 · 01-30-2009, 12:36 AM

"Jesus Christ!"

"What?!"

"Get the Escalade, we're outta here"

My_Two_Cents · 01-30-2009, 12:40 AM

My all-time favorite:

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" - Stewie Griffin

Disco · 01-30-2009, 12:40 AM

Is not really funny. Nevertheless, he was a family guy and it is an extremely important quote when considering
the times of today.

"Do not ask what your country can do for you, but ask, what can I do for my country."

JFK

Blu Man · 01-30-2009, 12:41 AM

"What color is a firetruck?"

"Oh, ah, Firetruck, firetruck, what color is that red firetruck?"

"Right!! Good job Peter!"

"Hold on Louis i'm not finished! I'ts all red and stuff. Um, I'm gonna go with yellow."

Blu Man · 01-30-2009, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ricshoe

My all-time favorite:

"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" - Stewie Griffin

"Peter what are you and seven hookers doing here!? You and five of them hookers leave!!"

Sussudio · 01-30-2009, 12:42 AM

"i love this job more than i love taffy. and i'm a man who enjoys his taffy. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

drobswim13 · 01-30-2009, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco

Is not really funny. Nevertheless, he was a family guy and it is an extremely important quote when considering
the times of today.

"Do not ask what your country can do for you, but ask, what can I do for my country."

JFK

uhh...

drobswim13 · 01-30-2009, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blu Man

"Peter what are you and seven hookers doing here!? You and five of them hookers leave!!"

"1,2,3,4,5,6,7....7 prostitutes"

drobswim13 · 01-30-2009, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blu Man

"What color is a firetruck?"

"Oh, ah, Firetruck, firetruck, what color is that red firetruck?"

"Right!! Good job Peter!"

"Hold on Louis i'm not finished! I'ts all red and stuff. Um, I'm gonna go with yellow."

That last part is not in the show...it is "Yea, good thing I just watched that National Geographic Special on firetrucks"

Blu Man · 01-30-2009, 12:49 AM

Some things you just have to watch......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8-N8eFDLXg

jaymzbo · 01-30-2009, 12:49 AM

(paraphrased) but went something like:

"Well Hello Mother...I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. HA!!!!"

My_Two_Cents · 01-30-2009, 12:50 AM

Chris: No mom, I've got it all done. For my science homework I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man.
Lois: You mean diorama.
Chris: Ooo-oooohh.

Kyot · 01-30-2009, 12:54 AM

'Pow right in the kisser!'

Blu Man · 01-30-2009, 12:56 AM

"Don't make the bee's mad."

"I hate you bee's, I hate you bee's!!!!!"

jk1138 · 01-30-2009, 12:59 AM

I do not watch the show, but saw a commercial once.

The one guy see the other guy in a wheel chair and says.

Holy Crip, he's a crapple!

reallyagi · 01-30-2009, 01:00 AM

Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Mexican Bellboy: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak English!
Mexican Bellboy: (sigh) No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Mexican Bellboy: Que?

drobswim13 · 01-30-2009, 01:00 AM

Peter(reading card): "Go to jail for whistling at a white woman. AHHH, Cleveland, does anybody ever win at this game"

Cleveland: "No, you just do a little better each time"

Nealten10 · 01-30-2009, 01:00 AM

POW, right in the kisser... POW right in kisser... POW right in the kisser

Rob71 · 01-30-2009, 01:04 AM

Quagmire: Hey there, Gorgeous, how old are you?
Girl: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen?
Girl: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin’!

01-30-2009, 12:25 AM	#1
Blu Man Banned Member since:Sep 2008 Location:United States Blu-ray collection:19 Blu-ray reviews:1	Favorite Family Guy Quote What's your favorite quote from Family Guy. Their are a lot of funny ones. "Buttscracher! Buttscracher!!"

01-30-2009, 12:40 AM	#4
Disco Senior Member Member since:Aug 2008 Location:Arizona Blu-ray collection:64 Blu-ray reviews: 15	My favorite Is not really funny. Nevertheless, he was a family guy and it is an extremely important quote when considering the times of today. "Do not ask what your country can do for you, but ask, what can I do for my country." JFK

01-30-2009, 12:49 AM	#12
jaymzbo Expert Member Member since:Apr 2007 Location:NW FL Blu-ray collection:311 Trading Score:1	Stewie to Lois... (paraphrased) but went something like: "Well Hello Mother...I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. HA!!!!"

01-30-2009, 01:00 AM	#17
reallyagi Senior Member Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Chicago, IL Blu-ray collection:182 Trading Score:5	Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ... Mexican Bellboy: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian. Brian: Oh, oh you speak English! Mexican Bellboy: (sigh) No, just that first speech and this one explaining it. Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right? Mexican Bellboy: Que? Last edited by reallyagi; 01-30-2009 at 01:04 AM.

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01-30-2009, 12:36 AM	#2
drobswim13 Power Member Member since:May 2008 Blu-ray collection:178 Blu-ray reviews:1	"Jesus Christ!" "What?!" "Get the Escalade, we're outta here"

01-30-2009, 12:40 AM	#3
My_Two_Cents Blu-ray Knight Top contributor Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Wherever I may roam.... Home Theater Gallery:40 4K collection:35 Blu-ray collection:507 DVD collection:19 Blu-ray reviews: 1 Trading Score:4	My all-time favorite: "So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" - Stewie Griffin

01-30-2009, 12:41 AM	#5
Blu Man Banned Member since:Sep 2008 Location:United States Blu-ray collection:19 Blu-ray reviews:1	"What color is a firetruck?" "Oh, ah, Firetruck, firetruck, what color is that red firetruck?" "Right!! Good job Peter!" "Hold on Louis i'm not finished! I'ts all red and stuff. Um, I'm gonna go with yellow."

01-30-2009, 12:42 AM	#7
Sussudio Blu-ray Champion Member since:Sep 2008 Blu-ray collection:1 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:11	"i love this job more than i love taffy. and i'm a man who enjoys his taffy. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

01-30-2009, 12:50 AM	#13
My_Two_Cents Blu-ray Knight Top contributor Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Wherever I may roam.... Home Theater Gallery:40 4K collection:35 Blu-ray collection:507 DVD collection:19 Blu-ray reviews: 1 Trading Score:4	Chris: No mom, I've got it all done. For my science homework I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man. Lois: You mean diorama. Chris: Ooo-oooohh.

01-30-2009, 12:54 AM	#14
Kyot Special Member Member since:Apr 2007 Location:Toronto, Canada Blu-ray collection:115 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:69	'Pow right in the kisser!'

01-30-2009, 12:56 AM	#15
Blu Man Banned Member since:Sep 2008 Location:United States Blu-ray collection:19 Blu-ray reviews:1	"Don't make the bee's mad." "I hate you bee's, I hate you bee's!!!!!"

01-30-2009, 12:59 AM	#16
jk1138 Special Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:FL Blu-ray collection:32 Blu-ray reviews:59 Trading Score:27	I do not watch the show, but saw a commercial once. The one guy see the other guy in a wheel chair and says. Holy Crip, he's a crapple!

01-30-2009, 01:00 AM	#19
Nealten10 Active Member Member since:Nov 2008 Location:Louisiana 4K collection:35 Blu-ray collection:484 Blu-ray reviews:2	POW, right in the kisser... POW right in kisser... POW right in the kisser

01-30-2009, 01:04 AM	#20
Rob71 Blu-ray Knight Top ranked HT gallery Top contributor Member since:Aug 2007 Location:Florida Home Theater Gallery:13 Blu-ray collection:295 Trading Score:5	Quagmire: Hey there, Gorgeous, how old are you? Girl: Sixteen. Quagmire: Eighteen? Girl: Mom! Quagmire: I Like where this is goin’!

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