Dark Force Entertainment Discussion Thread

[xXx$uicide_Ma$terxXx]

Originally Posted by frakking toaster

"GREETINGS DARK FORCE FANS: My name is Tom and I have been appointed the new acting general manager of Dark Force Entertainment by Code Red. I will now be in charge of all day to day operations. One of my first actions on the job will be to destroy The List. We would like to give everyone a chance to let the Dark Forces into their lives and see how they can reap the benefits of coming to the dark side. Secondly will be to reopen the Dark Force Superstore and unleash the new DEAD PIT Collector's Edition that you have all been patiently waiting for. That will be taking place today. I want to thank you all for your loyal support and wish you the best of luck with Dead Pit. Please stand by, your new general manager, Tom: darkforcesuperstore.com"

Hilarious.

What a swerve!

[miribeau]

My face hurts from laughing. Why on Earth is that one guy cringing? What he just posted is funny, actually quite funny. Somehow Dark Force always gets me to laugh, even when I'm stuck in the kitchen, cooking for a holiday, laughing just like with Bill Paxton in Mortuary and all the glorious crap he did in that movie, which is still not available in digital format. Laughing is good. But, to Dead Pit, are they going to put it up before people have to run off for dinner and fireworks because that is happening very soon on the east coast, soon after where I am currently, and in another couple of hours where half of the people here on this board happen to be. I won't be in this kitchen with a computer at my side forever. Here's hoping they are nearly there.

[iamnoone]

Mortuary has been on DVD (since 2012) and Blu (since 2014).

[miribeau]

Originally Posted by iamnoone

Mortuary has been on DVD (since 2012) and Blu (since 2014).

I can't tell if you're kidding. I'm not going to copy Walt's work product so I can view Mortuary in HD on the cheap kitchen computer, when I'm stuck in there, and that blu is never going in the kitchen, as the kitchen is no place for a special blu-ray like Mortuary. As to the dvd, that's how I watch Mortuary when I want to see it in the kitchen. What was your point?

[mikey horror]

Originally Posted by miribeau

I can't tell if you're kidding. I'm not going to copy Walt's work product so I can view Mortuary in HD on the cheap kitchen computer, when I'm stuck in there, and that blu is never going in the kitchen, as the kitchen is no place for a special blu-ray like Mortuary. As to the dvd, that's how I watch Mortuary when I want to see it in the kitchen. What was your point?

What the hell are you even talking about?

[Marsupial Werewolf]

“Tom, General Manager, Dark Force Entertainment” will save us.

LMFAO

[The Geek]

Originally Posted by miribeau

I can't tell if you're kidding. I'm not going to copy Walt's work product so I can view Mortuary in HD on the cheap kitchen computer, when I'm stuck in there, and that blu is never going in the kitchen, as the kitchen is no place for a special blu-ray like Mortuary. As to the dvd, that's how I watch Mortuary when I want to see it in the kitchen. What was your point?

Huh?

[DaveyJoe]

So what's everyone watching in the kitchen this holiday weekend?

[mikey horror]

Originally Posted by DaveyJoe

So what's everyone watching in the kitchen this holiday weekend?

[Puffy]

Store is open

[Jope]

i like dave’s new alter ego, tom. he seems...right-minded.

dave must’ve spent too much time on the CR and DF threads and its many sock puppet accounts. he’s gone full norman bates.

Originally Posted by DaveyJoe

So what's everyone watching in the kitchen this holiday weekend?

my personal standard definition copy of mortuary, of course?

idiot.

[jcs913]

Originally Posted by Puffy

Store is open

As much as I hate to spend a $1 on DF. I picked up that 3 pack with Pit, Doom and Forced for $60. Seems like a great deal at $20 each.
Glad I checked out this thread, as I would not have been up 5 hours from now when they usually go live....

[Worship.my.wreck]

Placed my order for Dead Pit. Can't wait to watch it.

[Christophah Maghen]

Thanks Tom! Got my order in!

[miribeau]

Originally Posted by DaveyJoe

So what's everyone watching in the kitchen this holiday weekend?

Actually, I did watch the dvd of Mortuary while cooking earlier today. That's why it was on my mind. Then I fed everyone, popping back in to check the Dark Force site about every thirty minutes. Last night, while making desert, I watched the Amazon HD of Arrow's transfer of Horror Express... again. Of course, the blu looks better. Also, of course, that thing is never going in the kitchen. Recently, while making turkey meatloaf, I was watching Backlot Murders. I love blu-ray but digital has its uses and I'm glad to have it.

Originally Posted by jcs913

.... I picked up that 3 pack with Pit, Doom and Forced for $60. Seems like a great deal at $20 each.
Glad I checked out this thread, as I would not have been up 5 hours from now when they usually go live....

Yup. That was the deal of the year. Dead Pit and Point Doom for me and Forced Entry for a friend who was eying my copy just last month. The Dark Force three-pack is awesome.

[ProfondoRosso]

Grabbed the damn thing along with a copy of Martino’s HANDS OF STEEL. It’s normally $27 over at Ronin and they had it for $17...go figure.

[CrowKiller]

I guess people are right. No matter how much "Tom" pulls your peckers, people will still bend over and buy what he sells. Keep supporting bad business practices and poor customer service. It's almost like people have a strange version of Stockholm syndrome. Self control and the ability to take a stand is such a great thing. Even if I miss out on something that might be cool. I understand though not everyone can be as mentally strong. I might give him another chance once he learns how to run a business. I like to reward GOOD behavior.

[Puffy]

^^No disagreement but I’m a fan of the movie and don’t have a choice to buy elsewhere.

However, unless they release one of the titles in my signature, which is unlikely, I don’t anticipate visiting the site, blind buying any titles, or supporting any future releases until they change a few things.

[Christophah Maghen]

Originally Posted by CrowKiller

I guess people are right. No matter how much "Tom" pulls your peckers, people will still bend over and buy what he sells. Keep supporting bad business practices and poor customer service. It's almost like people have a strange version of Stockholm syndrome. Self control and the ability to take a stand is such a great thing. Even if I miss out on something that might be cool. I understand though not everyone can be as mentally strong. I might give him another chance once he learns how to run a business. I like to reward GOOD behavior.

Caaaaalllmmm doooowwwnnnn.

Fighting the good fight and standing up against the corruption of.....old garbage movies...

[Fiocca_Cola]

Times up! No more Dead Pits