Suspiria (2018)

[CZAR]

I feel alot better as long as Chloe is not the lead. Got Em!!

[AlexIlDottore]

Guaranteed to fail, and so it should.

Apart from that, Moretz?! She's a terrible actress.

[Doctor Jack]

Chloe? 99% chance of it being a flop.

[MJD64]

If it's any consolation to to the Chloe haters out there, she will more than likely meet an unpleasant and gruesome end in this. she's not what I would call a great actress, but she's too adorable to actually hate.

[dallywhitty]

Originally Posted by MJD64

If it's any consolation to to the Chloe haters out there, she will more than likely meet an unpleasant and gruesome end in this.

I don't know about that. She'll probably be the lead (Suzy Banyon).

[AlexIlDottore]

Originally Posted by MJD64

If it's any consolation to to the Chloe haters out there, she will more than likely meet an unpleasant and gruesome end in this. she's not what I would call a great actress, but she's too adorable to actually hate.

Dress up a cow's carcass in a dress, and you'd have the same talent and charisma as Moretz. You might be missing Moretz's "pig face" with a cow though. Still, this remake doesn't need Moretz to fail, as it's already on it's way.

[MJD64]

Originally Posted by dallywhitty

I don't know about that. She'll probably be the lead (Suzy Banyon).

My money's still on Dakota Johnson!

[Pounder]

Originally Posted by bowlingbilly10

I thought that Chloe said she was going to quit acting for a while??

Many people said she was really dropped from those films but said she was "taking a break" to safe face.

[MJD64]

Originally Posted by AlexIlDottore

Dress up a cow's carcass in a dress, and you'd have the same talent and charisma as Moretz. Still, this remake doesn't need Moretz to fail, as it's already on it's way.

Ouch! Don't be too sure...the dice are a rollin'!

[dallywhitty]

Originally Posted by MJD64

My money's still on Dakota Johnson!

Isn't she too old? After all, the characters are supposed to be students.

Then again, actors and actresses playing characters younger than themselves is the norm in Hollywood. And Jessica Harper must've been 27/28 when she played Suzy in the original film...

**** it, my argument holds no weight.

[DanTheMan]

Dakota is the same age as me, and she looks young enough to pull off a late teens/early 20-something college student.

[AlexIlDottore]

Originally Posted by MJD64

Ouch! Don't be too sure...the dice are a rollin'!

Almost 40 years after Argento's Suspiria, people talk about it and are still influenced by it. This remake will be forgotten within months of the blu coming out.

[MJD64]

Originally Posted by AlexIlDottore

Almost 40 years after Argento's Suspiria, people talk about it and are still influenced by it. This remake will be forgotten within months of the blu coming out.

Can't that be said for almost any remake? Argento got there first and nobody can take that away from him, but there are still pleasures to be had in a remake and this has an interesting director at the helm.

If it were just some hack, I'd be quicker to dismiss this.

[Creed]

If Mia Goth is really in this film, I won't mind since I liked her in Nymphomaniac Volume 2.

[Chloenator]

Originally Posted by AlexIlDottore

Dress up a cow's carcass in a dress, and you'd have the same talent and charisma as Moretz. You might be missing Moretz's "pig face" with a cow though. Still, this remake doesn't need Moretz to fail, as it's already on it's way.

[spanky87]

Remember when Chloe Moretz was hyped as the second coming of Jodie Foster? She's matured poorly as an actress, and she's still coasting on her Kickass fame.

Dakota Johnson isn't much better though. She was the weak link in A Bigger Splash (Guadagnino's last film).

I like Tilda Swinton and Luca Guadagnino, but seriously, what the **** are they thinking? The main reason Suspiria works so well is because of Argento's distinct visual style. They can't just copy what he did, and they can't outdo Argento either.

[AlexIlDottore]

Originally Posted by Chloenator

Originally Posted by spanky87

Remember when Chloe Moretz was hyped as the second coming of Jodie Foster? She's matured poorly as an actress, and she's still coasting on her Kickass fame.

It is what it is.

[AlexIlDottore]

Originally Posted by MJD64

Can't that be said for almost any remake? Argento got there first and nobody can take that away from him, but there are still pleasures to be had in a remake and this has an interesting director at the helm.

If it were just some hack, I'd be quicker to dismiss this.

Spanky said it perfectly.

Originally Posted by spanky87

Remember when Chloe Moretz was hyped as the second coming of Jodie Foster? She's matured poorly as an actress, and she's still coasting on her Kickass fame.

Dakota Johnson isn't much better though. She was the weak link in A Bigger Splash (Guadagnino's last film).

I like Tilda Swinton and Luca Guadagnino, but seriously, what the **** are they thinking? The main reason Suspiria works so well is because of Argento's distinct visual style. They can't just copy what he did, and they can't outdo Argento either.

[spanky87]

Argento's thoughts on the remake:

Italian horror maestro Dario Argento doesn’t think that his 1977 tale of witches at a dance school, Suspiria, should be remade any time soon. “The film has a specific mood,” Argento explained to Indiewire. “Either you do it exactly the same way—in which case, it’s not a remake, it’s a copy, which is pointless—or, you change things and make another movie. In that case, why call it Suspiria?”

The director also seems a bit miffed that nobody from any of the studios attached to what will probably be called Suspiria: Rise Of The Witches or something stupid like that has even asked his opinion. “I never got a call or anything, asking me about casting, locations, whatever,” Argento said. “I know nothing about this project except what I read in the papers.”

According to the 75-year-old director, he’s been waiting for the Suspiria remake to come around for years as the rights bounced around from studio to studio, including 20th Century Fox for a time. There was even talk of a television series, because as any fan of giallo knows, there need to be longer stretches of time where not much happens.

Deep down, though, Argento just would like to be acknowledged if a remake comes to fruition.“I might give some advice on the screenplay, the script, maybe the locations. When I did the film, I did a lot of research with the location scout,” he said. “I heard that this remake, if it’s ever made, will be shot again in Europe. So I might be able to provide useful advice about that. But, honestly, I do think it would be better if it wasn’t remade.”

Argento’s comments reflect the attitude many fans assume when a reboot of a beloved property comes up. Why can’t there be a movie about paranormal investigators that isn’t Ghostbusters, or a brand new slasher film that isn’t Halloween or Friday The 13th, or even a movie about black high-school students that isn’t Cooley High? The simple answer? Marketing. The name recognition is there, and so half the advertising for a brand new, more extreme Suspiria is already done.

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[Chloenator]

Chloe is fantastic! You guys are just really dumb or completely clueless as to what talent is.