Big trouble fAns

[kdo]

Originally Posted by Porkchop Express

We take what we want and leave the rest….Just like your salad bar

I love how Jack carries a telephone in his hand, since they apparently work for the "phone company". When they go to the Wing Kong.

I need to locate that central junction box.

That part always gets a huge laugh from me...the way Wang and Jack just walk into the Wing Kong Exchange with no I.D., no tools, or even professional apparel...just 'jean-jackets' and the phone Not exactly "waltzing in and out like the wind..." as Wang intended, more like waltzing in like a couple of fools, and thus getting captured but again...that's the beauty of the film for ya...

Originally Posted by RuLeX

Eddie - First time you ever plugged somebody?!

Jack - 'Course Not!!!


or...

Hide...They only saw me

Or to Thunder - Dont make me kill you tough guy...

LMAO

[kdo]

also gotta love Thunder's:


"HaHaHaHaHa...I can help you..."

and

"Play your cards right...you live to talk about it!"

[gettodamoofies]

Originally Posted by kdo

also gotta love Thunder's:


"HaHaHaHaHa...I can help you..."

and

"Play your cards right...you live to talk about it!"

or Thunder's version:....

"Pray your cuds vright...you rive to tock aboudit!"

Surprised this one hasn't come up yet:
"Son of a b!tch must pay!"

[kdo]

Originally Posted by atexp80

or Thunder's version:....

"Pray your cuds vright...you rive to tock aboudit!"

[kdo]

"No, no...these are our friends, the Chang Sings!"

"Any of 'em savvy english?"

"Hey man, who is this guy?!"

[Porkchop Express]

How are you gonna spring us?
I have no idea.

[Stu123]

Stick to film making

[kdo]

Originally Posted by stubiedoo

Stick to film making

I either missed your joke or I'm completely there's plenty of other "BTILC" boards here on just this site...that's why we're not doing these 'lines' and goofing around on any of the more 'serious' ones, especially the 'Official thread'...look at the first post on this particular thread...it's obviously one that was intended for fun

"Ya never know till ya try!"

[Porkchop Express]

Originally Posted by stubiedoo

Stick to film making

I'm a reasonable guy stubiedoo . But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

[Dj Matt B]

I actually got to meet Carpenter once and he signed my Big Trouble In Little China DVD.

Ill post a pic of it when I can.

[kdo]

Originally Posted by Porkchop Express

I'm a reasonable guy stubiedoo . But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

Originally Posted by Dj Matt B

I actually got to meet Carpenter once and he signed my Big Trouble In Little China DVD.

Ill post a pic of it when I can.

that would be very cool!!

[kdo]

"Take your tie off please..."

"Yeah, I know what'ya mean...my wife gave it to me for Christmas..."

[RuLeX]

Egg - Goat butts against a hedge, and its horns become entangled..

Gracie - I dont think i've had the pleasure!

Always made me chuckle that one!

[kdo]

Originally Posted by RuLeX

Egg - Goat butts against a hedge, and its horns become entangled..

Gracie - I dont think i've had the pleasure!

Always made me chuckle that one!

"Of course the Chinese mix everything up...look at what we have to work with...there's Buddhism, Confucianism, and Taoism, Alchemy, and Sorcery! We take what we want, and leave the rest...just like your salad bar!" (not sure if I got that exactly right, but close enough)

[kdo]

Originally Posted by kdo

"Of course the Chinese mix everything up...look at what we have to work with...there's Buddhism, Confucianism, and Taoism, Alchemy, and Sorcery! We take what we want, and leave the rest...just like your salad bar!" (not sure if I got that exactly right, but close enough)

Yep, I messed up a bit there...it's supposed to be "taoists" not "taoism"...oh well

Jack: He lives here?
Wang: Yeah...he owns the whole block, he's a very rich guy!
Jack: Rich?! This place is a dump Wang.
Wang: Hey, to western eyes...the stuff in these bottles is priceless.
Egg: (having completely changed clothes in 10 seconds time) Well, all set?
Jack: (baffled by Egg's ability to change his clothes so fast) Yeah, ready when you are Egg...

[kdo]

Another 'deleted scenes' part that just kills me is Egg telling Jack about the origin of the "Black Blood of the Earth."

Jack: That's not water.
Egg: Black Blood of the Earth.
Jack: Don't you mean oil?
Egg: I mean 'Black Blood of the Earth'! 2,000 years ago, huge earthquakes turned the world upside down! Many normal people were killed...and many unnatural people roamed free to commit great offenses against the gods...
Jack: You ever been to New York?
Egg: (continuing) the gods struck back! From some the gods removed the heads, changed each breast into bloodshot eyes...from others they took 'arm,' or 'leg'...and some they took their clothes off and gave them feathers instead!...or 3 ugly faces...and make them live in the center of the great bloody waste, never to die!
Jack: Why ya tellin' me all this Egg???

[kdo]

Just listen up here now and take the ol' Pork Chop Express' advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightnin's crashin', and the thunder's rollin', and the rain's comin' down in sheets thick as lead...Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars a' Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and says, "Gimme me your best shot, pal...I can take it."

Just had to do this quote as it's literally the early morning hours where I live and thunderstorming outside...Perfect timing!

[Porkchop Express]

Shut up, Mr. Burton! You are not brought upon this world to get it!

[kdo]

Margo: You know what this is?! This is like some radical "Alice In Wonderland," that's what this is!
Jack: Well, ya probably got a best seller on your hands...
Margo: Call the police Jack, you're not a one-man army...
Jack: Cops got better things to do than get killed.

[kdo]

Jack: Alright, Alright...ya got any guns?
Egg: Well not against Lopan, but here...here's one for ya, make ya feel better, like 'Dirty Harry!'


and another great deleted scenes quote:

Jack: One way out?! I don't believe it! I don't buy it! This place has gotta have 10 million 'ins' and 'outs!'
Egg: Lopan needs no doors to come in or out.
Jack: Yeah, well we do, or this is it, 'end of the road,' we miss the whole God d*#* shootin' match!