I had the weirdest damn dream the other night....

[Groo The Perverted]

so I was on trial for murder, and the defense calls my girlfriend who (for some unknown reason) is rapper Foxy Brown.

And she's on the stand and she's like "he didn't do it, he couldn't have done it, he was with me the whole night"

And the prosecutor is just like "uh huh....uh huh."

and then he's like "your name is Inga Marchand, but you are known under the name Foxy Brown, right?"

And she's like "yeah"

And the Prosecutor pulls out this sheet of paper and says "do you recognize this song that you did called "Holy Matrimony (Letter to the Firm)" in which you rapped " 'Me and you forever hand in hand, I'm married to The Firm boo, you got to understand. I'll die for em, gimme a chair and then I'll fry for em
And if I got ta take the stand, I'ma lie for em"?

And she just looks at me with this panicked look in her eyes and I just put my head in my hands and am like "oh sh*t."

lol.

Weirdest damn thing.

Last time I go to sleep listening to the Jackie Brown soundtrack.

[Lord_Stewie]

lol.

I love dreaming.

My latest one was I was Ezio from Assassins Creed 2 and all I was doing was running after this guy who stole my money. The sad part about this is the man I am going after is Neo and I can't seem to catch up.