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DJ Manyak · 02-23-2010, 05:23 PM

Post the Weird / funny / random / or just stupid stuff you find on Craigslist

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xtop · 02-23-2010, 05:29 PM

omg those are hilarious

DJ Manyak · 02-23-2010, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by xtop

omg those are hilarious

Thanks for the title revision

My_Two_Cents · 02-23-2010, 05:43 PM

Damn, too old for both!

Hammie · 02-23-2010, 06:35 PM

I'd like to know why/how the OP found them... What were they searching for?

tilallr1 · 02-23-2010, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammie

I'd like to know why/how the OP found them... What were they searching for?

SDon1969 · 02-23-2010, 07:44 PM

Hahaha, some good lines in there:

"If money doesn't appeal to you, I'd be more than happy to do your homework for you (I'm Asian)."

"I prefer a guy who doesn't have bad breath, open sores, or a mental disorder."

"Please respond with a picture, I want to make sure you don't have any lesions or swollen lymph nodes."

LMAO

Mr. J · 02-23-2010, 07:44 PM

LOL, how do you guys find these ads????

LeAnn · 02-23-2010, 07:58 PM

I love that geriatric is 30+

LeAnn · 02-23-2010, 08:02 PM

This was found right here in Jacksonville under women seeking men

Are you into WoW like I am?
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/w4m/1614182426.html

pokefan · 02-23-2010, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jayvo2008

LOL, how do you guys find these ads????

best-of-craigslist

This ones awesome!
Duel with the neighbors

DJ Manyak · 02-23-2010, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeAnn

This was found right here in Jacksonville under women seeking men

Are you into WoW like I am?
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/w4m/1614182426.html

Hahahaha awesome

Mr. J · 02-23-2010, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pokefan

this ones awesome!
duel with the neighbors

yes sir

Lord_Stewie · 02-23-2010, 09:41 PM

Have you guys heard of the Email from an A**hole. Basically its run by a group of comedians and what they do is respond to people who put up ads on Craigslist.

Here is a funny one:

Be forewarned it contains language which I had to edit out.

[Show spoiler]

Quote:

Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter
From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:

Looks like a normal spoon, right?

Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can f*** off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

Still thirsty for justice? Try this bada** M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a f*****g dumba**, s**tbrained, a**wipe, retarded dips**t. you prob walk around with that s**t too you dumb mother f*****. I hope you get hit by a car. f**k off, eat s**t, and die.

LynxFX · 02-23-2010, 10:38 PM

That weapon disguise is hilarious. lol

Here's one:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...486755048.html

Quote:

I have been in the pornographic films industry for several years and I'm so sick and tired of dicks I can hardly stand it! If you have no genitals or are willing to have them removed then you may be the man for me.

snip*

No weirdos please.

The list of what she won't do is pretty great, I just love the no weirdos please at the end.

DJ Manyak · 02-24-2010, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LynxFX

That weapon disguise is hilarious. lol

Here's one:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...486755048.html

The list of what she won't do is pretty great, I just love the no weirdos please at the end.

that is the funniest thing i have ever read

My_Two_Cents · 02-24-2010, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LynxFX

That weapon disguise is hilarious. lol

Here's one:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...486755048.html

The list of what she won't do is pretty great, I just love the no weirdos please at the end.

What's a Cleveland Steamer or a Cincinnati Bowtie? Where the heck is teabaggins when you need him?

Steve · 02-25-2010, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeAnn

I love that geriatric is 30+

Yeah that one made me feel good.

Meeklo · 03-14-2010, 05:51 PM

http://austin.craigslist.org/m4w/1643677714.html

jono_0101 · 04-13-2010, 08:59 PM

this is like a local radio station here in st louis, every week they do a segment called "the craigslist freak of the week" where they go through the personal ads and find the weirdest, nastiest ones and read them on the air, censored of course, then have listeners vote on which one is the freak of the week, one of my favorite segements, ill have to post some of them later when i can get on the website, its blocked at work

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02-23-2010, 05:29 PM	#2
xtop Blu-ray Count Member since:Oct 2007 Blu-ray collection:- DVD collection:- Digital collection:- Trading Score:3	omg those are hilarious

02-23-2010, 05:43 PM	#4
My_Two_Cents Blu-ray Knight Top contributor Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Wherever I may roam.... Home Theater Gallery:40 4K collection:35 Blu-ray collection:507 DVD collection:19 Blu-ray reviews: 1 Trading Score:4	Damn, too old for both!

02-23-2010, 06:35 PM	#5
Hammie Blu-ray Champion Top ranked HT gallery Top contributor Member since:May 2008 Location:Washington, DC Metro Home Theater Gallery:53 Blu-ray collection:545 DVD collection:12 Trading Score:12	I'd like to know why/how the OP found them... What were they searching for?

02-23-2010, 07:44 PM	#7
SDon1969 Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Feb 2008 Location:Massachusetts Home Theater Gallery:32 Blu-ray collection:745 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:1	Hahaha, some good lines in there: "If money doesn't appeal to you, I'd be more than happy to do your homework for you (I'm Asian)." "I prefer a guy who doesn't have bad breath, open sores, or a mental disorder." "Please respond with a picture, I want to make sure you don't have any lesions or swollen lymph nodes." LMAO

02-23-2010, 07:44 PM	#8
Mr. J Gaming Moderator Top contributor Member since:Jul 2008 Location:Arkham Asylum Home Theater Gallery:6 4K collection:393 Blu-ray collection:768 DVD collection:7 iTunes collection:628 Blu-ray reviews: 4 Trading Score:181	LOL, how do you guys find these ads????

02-23-2010, 07:58 PM	#9
LeAnn Blu-ray Samurai Top ranked HT gallery Member since:Aug 2009 Home Theater Gallery:48 Blu-ray collection:303 Trading Score:9	I love that geriatric is 30+

02-23-2010, 08:02 PM	#10
LeAnn Blu-ray Samurai Top ranked HT gallery Member since:Aug 2009 Home Theater Gallery:48 Blu-ray collection:303 Trading Score:9	This was found right here in Jacksonville under women seeking men Are you into WoW like I am? http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/w4m/1614182426.html

03-14-2010, 05:51 PM	#19
Meeklo Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Oct 2008 Home Theater Gallery:6 Blu-ray collection:687 DVD collection:3 Blu-ray reviews:28 Trading Score:25	http://austin.craigslist.org/m4w/1643677714.html

04-13-2010, 08:59 PM	#20
jono_0101 Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Aug 2008 Location:St. Louis Blu-ray collection:164 Trading Score:7	this is like a local radio station here in st louis, every week they do a segment called "the craigslist freak of the week" where they go through the personal ads and find the weirdest, nastiest ones and read them on the air, censored of course, then have listeners vote on which one is the freak of the week, one of my favorite segements, ill have to post some of them later when i can get on the website, its blocked at work

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