Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Bikini Area - Blu-ray Forum

bandit29 · 03-08-2010, 09:12 PM

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Such is the case in the Florida Keys, where police say a 37-year-old woman crashed her 1995 Ford Thunderbird into another car as she attempted to shave her bikini area.

According to the arrest report, on March 2, Megan Mariah Barnes told Florida State Trooper Gary Dunick that she was on her way to Key West to meet her boyfriend, and that she "wanted to be ready for the visit." So, police say she had her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding in the passenger seat, take the wheel while she attended to her pubic hair.

lol nothing but winners here

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/ar...e-say/19387991

Batman1980 · 03-08-2010, 09:14 PM

The number of crude jokes this is going to inspire will be overwhelming. I'll start it off with I guess she forgot to use her mirrors.

Another_Dude · 03-08-2010, 09:15 PM

Two "lols" and a very strong "wut?"

Lord_Stewie · 03-08-2010, 09:19 PM

why didn' she let th' scallywag shave her instead.

Another_Dude · 03-08-2010, 09:25 PM

You know, if you are involved in a car accident while holding the wheel so your ex-wife can landscape her lady parts while driving to see her boyfriend there's a good chance you've made a poor decision or two in life.

Steve · 03-08-2010, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Another_Dude

You know, if you are involved in a car accident while holding the wheel so your ex-wife can landscape her lady parts while driving to see her boyfriend there's a good chance you've made a poor decision or two in life.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

ManUtd · 03-08-2010, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Another_Dude

You know, if you are involved in a car accident while holding the wheel so your ex-wife can landscape her lady parts while driving to see her boyfriend there's a good chance you've made a poor decision or two in life.

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Dunick told The Citizen newspaper that after the crash, in which two passengers in the other car were treated for minor injuries at an area hospital, Barnes drove for another half-mile before switching seats with Judy in an attempt to make it seem to police as though she had not been driving.

What an unbelievable ex-husband.

Lord_Stewie · 03-08-2010, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Another_Dude

You know, if you are involved in a car accident while holding the wheel so your ex-wife can landscape her lady parts while driving to see her boyfriend there's a good chance you've made a poor decision or two in life.

th' scallywag be a tool obviously.

Jwilly019 · 03-08-2010, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ManUtd

What an unbelievable ex-husband.

Talk about commitment.

Justin

toef · 03-08-2010, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Another_Dude

You know, if you are involved in a car accident while holding the wheel so your ex-wife can landscape her lady parts while driving to see her boyfriend there's a good chance you've made a poor decision or two in life.

To be fair, we haven't seen this woman. He might've made the greatest decision in his life, to dump her off on someone else.

Meeklo · 03-09-2010, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolverine1980

The number of crude jokes this is going to inspire will be overwhelming. I'll start it off with I guess she forgot to use her mirrors.

Hands should be at 10 and 2....not 6 and 9!

Good thing the car wasn't a "manual drive"!

First drunk pilots miss the landing strip, now distracted drivers are creating one!

How many people does it take to drive a car while performing a brazillian wax?

Alexias_dad · 03-09-2010, 01:43 AM

awesome

OrlandoEastwood · 03-09-2010, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Another_Dude

You know, if you are involved in a car accident while holding the wheel so your ex-wife can landscape her lady parts while driving to see her boyfriend there's a good chance you've made a poor decision or two in life.

If I got divorced, I'd want to stay a million miles away from my ex. Damn, that's messed up.

P@t_Mtl · 03-09-2010, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverine1980

the number of crude jokes this is going to inspire will be overwhelming. I'll start it off with i guess she forgot to use her mirrors.

:d

Teabaggins · 03-09-2010, 02:01 PM

I can understand if she was shaving because she was late for work and her job demanded she be clean shaven...

mikejet · 03-09-2010, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Teabaggins

I can understand if she was shaving because she was late for work and her job demanded she be clean shaven...

Considering her picture he looks aren't that important to her job.

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Batman1980 Blu-ray Jedi Member since:Feb 2009 Location:District 13 Home Theater Gallery:8 4K collection:146 Blu-ray collection:394 DVD collection:57 Blu-ray reviews:22 Trading Score:48	The number of crude jokes this is going to inspire will be overwhelming. I'll start it off with I guess she forgot to use her mirrors.

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Another_Dude Blu-ray Guru Member since:Dec 2008 Blu-ray collection:191 Blu-ray reviews:8	Two "lols" and a very strong "wut?"

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Another_Dude Blu-ray Guru Member since:Dec 2008 Blu-ray collection:191 Blu-ray reviews:8	You know, if you are involved in a car accident while holding the wheel so your ex-wife can landscape her lady parts while driving to see her boyfriend there's a good chance you've made a poor decision or two in life.

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Alexias_dad Special Member Member since:Feb 2010 Location:Modesto,Ca Blu-ray collection:235	awesome

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Teabaggins Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Aug 2008	I can understand if she was shaving because she was late for work and her job demanded she be clean shaven...

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