Brewing scandal over F***ing beer

[Septimus Prime]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...Fing-beer.html

A CHEEKY brewer has won the right to market a beer named after the Austrian village of F**king.

The European Patent Office originally rejected the brand 'F**king Hell beer' saying it contained a swear word.

But after the brewery proved the village of F**king actually existed, EU officials were forced to back down.

Brewery spokesman Stefan Fellenberg said: "In German the word for a lager beer is a Helles Beer, so we have also patented the name F**king Hell, which means lager from F**king of course.

"I don't understand why the patents office think of something else. They must have dirty minds."

I will buy a case of this beer. Let's hope it's good.

[Show spoiler]There's a Belgian lager called Bierbitzch, and it's actually really good. It's one of my favorite beers.