Vampires Suck (Twilight Spoof) Review Thread - Blu-ray Forum

detective392 · 07-07-2010, 08:19 PM

They just released the trailer for the Twilight movie spoof Vampires Suck coming out August. Wasn't what I thought it was and had a few funny moments in the trailer.

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/20832

neos_peace · 07-07-2010, 09:45 PM

OOOookkkkayyyyy then. yea.......um... sure

SpaceDog · 07-07-2010, 09:49 PM

Hopefully it's as good as MEET THE SPARTANS my most favoritest movie always ever.

Offender_Mullet · 07-08-2010, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SpaceDog

Hopefully it's as good as MEET THE SPARTANS my most favoritest movie always ever.

Should my 'internet sarcasm detector' be going off right now, or are you serious?

Suntory_Times · 08-24-2010, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Offender_Mullet

Should my 'internet sarcasm detector' be going off right now, or are you serious?

Don't worry, it was just overloaded and broke down.

Batman1980 · 07-07-2010, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by neos_peace

OOOookkkkayyyyy then. yea.......um... sure

Oh come on you knew they couldn't make such a profitable but hated franchise without someone spoofing it.

tbizzle · 07-07-2010, 09:52 PM

Oh god that looks bad, the shovel part was pretty funny though

Walts Ghost · 07-07-2010, 09:53 PM

I think some of my brain cells died while i watched this... o_o

EricJ · 07-07-2010, 09:55 PM

....THEY'RE BACK.

But at least Seltzer & Friedberg have become self-aware enough not to put "Movie" in the title, that's at least a helpful step toward a cure.

Another helpful step is that--even though they're using the same strategy of putting their movie in August date to cash in on a lot of jokes they were telling back in April when they were filming it--there are surprisingly FEWER before-the-fact trailer jokes about summer movies that hadn't opened yet than there were in "Disaster Movie". (Well, we get an Alice joke, but that had already opened when they were writing it.)
Of course, this means that they have to fill in the void with more rockstar jokes, but be grateful for small miracles...The twelve steps back are never easy, and it starts with admitting a problem.

Batman1980 · 07-07-2010, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by EricJ

....THEY'RE BACK.

(But at least Seltzer & Friedberg have become self-aware enough not to put "Movie" in the title, that's at least a helpful step toward a cure.)

Vampires Suck...the movie. So these are the same guys who made all those movie movies? That means I won't be seeing it after all unless it gets favorable reviews.

DetroitSportsFan · 07-07-2010, 09:54 PM

Enough with the parodies that aren't funny.

J. J. Hunsecker · 08-19-2010, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by detroitsportsfan

enough with the parodies that aren't funny.

Amen!

Foggy · 08-19-2010, 05:54 PM

I'm asking permission to give this one star now so I don't have to watch it to give it one star?

ArmyOfDarknessAW · 08-19-2010, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Foggy

I'm asking permission to give this one star now so I don't have to watch it to give it one star?

Yeah no kidding. I know i don't need to see this to know its bad.

thedarkangel1975 · 08-22-2010, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DetroitSportsFan

Enough with the parodies that aren't funny.

The same guys make these films, Friedberg and Seltzer. They make them really cheap and they make tons of profit in the first week to garner them a greenlight for the next film.

nathanp · 08-04-2010, 06:56 AM

Looks like those 2 losers Friedberg and Seltzer have kept their perfect streak alive, still not a funny movie to their credit.

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-F&S

P@t_Mtl · 08-04-2010, 08:39 AM

How can you make a spoof movie out of something that was already a spoof?

Batman1980 · 08-04-2010, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by P@t_Mtl

How can you make a spoof movie out of something that was already a spoof?

Oh, like it's never been done before.

Steve James · 08-04-2010, 09:26 AM

Need we say anymore?

Zero_Cool · 08-18-2010, 07:02 AM

Well I just got done watching it. Yep it sucks. I could not stop laughing at 2 parts of the movie.

[Show spoiler]

I am happy I saw it just because I have seen every other bad spoof movie. Why not watch them all.

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07-07-2010, 08:19 PM	#1
detective392 Blu-ray Baron Top contributor Member since:Jul 2008 Location:Champlin, MN Home Theater Gallery:3 Blu-ray collection:439 DVD collection:293 Blu-ray reviews:21	Vampires Suck (Twilight Spoof) Review Thread They just released the trailer for the Twilight movie spoof Vampires Suck coming out August. Wasn't what I thought it was and had a few funny moments in the trailer. http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/20832

07-07-2010, 09:55 PM	#9
EricJ Banned Member since:Jul 2007 Location:The Paradise of New England Blu-ray collection:6	....THEY'RE BACK. But at least Seltzer & Friedberg have become self-aware enough not to put "Movie" in the title, that's at least a helpful step toward a cure. Another helpful step is that--even though they're using the same strategy of putting their movie in August date to cash in on a lot of jokes they were telling back in April when they were filming it--there are surprisingly FEWER before-the-fact trailer jokes about summer movies that hadn't opened yet than there were in "Disaster Movie". (Well, we get an Alice joke, but that had already opened when they were writing it.) Of course, this means that they have to fill in the void with more rockstar jokes, but be grateful for small miracles...The twelve steps back are never easy, and it starts with admitting a problem. Last edited by EricJ; 07-07-2010 at 10:03 PM.

08-04-2010, 06:56 AM	#16
nathanp Expert Member Member since:Nov 2007 Location:Calgary, Alberta Blu-ray collection:1326 Blu-ray reviews: 23	Looks like those 2 losers Friedberg and Seltzer have kept their perfect streak alive, still not a funny movie to their credit. -----------------------------------------F&S Last edited by nathanp; 08-04-2010 at 06:59 AM.

07-07-2010, 09:45 PM	#2
neos_peace Special Member Member since:Jul 2008 Location:Shamokin Dam, Pa Home Theater Gallery:14 Blu-ray collection:279 Trading Score:1	OOOookkkkayyyyy then. yea.......um... sure

07-07-2010, 09:49 PM	#3
SpaceDog Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jun 2007 Location:Raleigh, NC Blu-ray collection:116	Hopefully it's as good as MEET THE SPARTANS my most favoritest movie always ever.

07-07-2010, 09:52 PM	#7
tbizzle Blu-ray Ninja Top ranked HT gallery Member since:Oct 2008 Location:Folsom, CA Home Theater Gallery:61 4K collection:47 Blu-ray collection:571 Trading Score:55	Oh god that looks bad, the shovel part was pretty funny though

07-07-2010, 09:53 PM	#8
Walts Ghost Blu-ray Prince Top contributor Member since:Jun 2010 Location:Arizona 4K collection:783 Blu-ray collection:3086 DVD collection:177 iTunes collection:34 Blu-ray reviews: 33 Trading Score:1	I think some of my brain cells died while i watched this... o_o

07-07-2010, 09:54 PM	#11
DetroitSportsFan Hot Deals Moderator Top contributor Member since:Aug 2007 Location:Michigan 4K collection:439 Blu-ray collection:2226 Trading Score:93	Enough with the parodies that aren't funny.

08-19-2010, 05:54 PM	#13
Foggy Blu-ray Grand Duke Top contributor Member since:Dec 2008 Location:UK 4K collection:29 Blu-ray collection:3591 DVD collection:47	I'm asking permission to give this one star now so I don't have to watch it to give it one star?

08-04-2010, 08:39 AM	#17
P@t_Mtl Blu-ray Duke Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Montreal Home Theater Gallery:4 Blu-ray collection:452 DVD collection:513 Trading Score:3	How can you make a spoof movie out of something that was already a spoof?

08-04-2010, 09:26 AM	#19
Steve James Senior Member Top contributor Member since:Sep 2007 Location:Somewhere between Bolton UK and Tokyo Blu-ray collection:- Blu-ray reviews: 3	Need we say anymore?

08-18-2010, 07:02 AM	#20
Zero_Cool Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jun 2009 Blu-ray collection:426 DVD collection:2 Trading Score:81	Well I just got done watching it. Yep it sucks. I could not stop laughing at 2 parts of the movie. [Show spoiler] I am happy I saw it just because I have seen every other bad spoof movie. Why not watch them all.

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