Learn Chinese in 5 minutes.

[gandley]

(must be read aloud for full brain retention).

1. Thats not right.....................................Sum Ting Wong

2. Are you harbouring a fugitive?................Hu Yu Hai Ding

3. See me ASAP........................................Kum Hia Nao

4. Stupid man...........................................Dum Fak

5. Small horse............................................. ..Tai Ni Po Ni

6. Did you go to the beach?........................Wai Yu So Tan

7. I bumped into a coffee table....................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin ni

8. i think you need a face lift.......................Chin Tu Fat

9. Its very dark in here...............................Wao So Dim

10. I thought you were on a diet?................Wai Yu mun Ching

11. This is a tow away zone.........................No Pah king

12. our meeting is scheduled for next week....Wai Yu Kum Nao

13. Staying out of sight...............................Lei ying lo

14. hes cleaning his automobile.....................Wa Shing Ca

15. Your body odour is offensive...................Yu Stin Ki Pu

16. GREAT............................................. ......Fa Kin Su Pah

No offense intended just a bit of fun.

[aygie]

hahaha i never tire of this... thank god someone here still knows how to have fun......fa king su pah!!!!!

[w_tanoto]

mwahahahahaha....... my grandpa wouldn't liked this.
Very funny indeed.
It's like hearing singaporean english

[lch]

why i'm chinese but cannot understand any of it ?

[w_tanoto]

Originally Posted by lch

why i'm chinese but cannot understand any of it ?

i'm of chinese descend too, but read it slowly, and think in english
It's really funny

[MrBogey]

I remember when that Chinese pilot slammed his plane into our E-3. Chinese media people were aghast that we found his name ironic and funny. Not to mention they were ticked that our slow moving passenger plane could take down a fighter jet

[gvortex7]

Yeah, that was pretty good. It put a smile on my face.