TransFUDers. (The Parody Sequel)

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Ok, guys. I decided to use my creative powers for good, instead of evil. I have just written this short story for you. Btw: Copyright laws make this my legal work seeing as it is a parody, and not infringing on any Paramount copyright. Hope you enjoy.

TransFUDers. (The Parody Sequel)

Narration: Hi. My name is Sam Witwickywoo. I am 18 years old and now a moderator at the www.blu-ray.com forum. I am in love with, Mikaela Banes, who now knows that I am alive but still supports HD DVD. We are working it out, but sigh. Funny thing about my life is how it changed the day I bought my car - Bumble Blu.

Bumble Blu: (ROAR, ROAR) Let's go, Sam Witwickywoo! We have to get to Circuit City before the best blu-ray movies sell out again. You don't want Mikaela telling you to just buy an HD DVD like last time, do you?

Sam Witwickywoo: (Jumps in Bumble Blu): Dude, that sucked! I mean, she wouldn't let up. I finally bought her a regular DVD just to shut her up.

Bumble Blu: That's narly man. (Starts playing, "Baby come back" on the radio.) Didn't she want want it on HD-DVD? (Screeches out of driveway and heads for Circuit City.)

Sam: Yeah, but then I explained FOX studios doesn't produce The Simpsons in her format. She pouted, but the DVD made her happy. Oh great, we're here. Wait, is that... it is! What is Optimus Prime doing here?

Bumble Blu: He looks hurt! Let's check it out... (transforms) Qwii qwaa qwoo qwuu.

(Both runs over to Optimus Prime laying transformed on the ground dazed and confused.)

Bumble Blu: Optimus... Optimus! Are you ok?

Optimus Prime (Sounding dazed): I am .... Optimus..Prime.... Leader.... of the... Sony Bots.... Ugh...

Bumble Blu: Damn it! I bet this is the work of those evil Decepti-DUDs. When I get my hands on them I'm gonna cram DVD copies of SPEED up their exhaust pipe! (Kneeling.) Optimus, speak to me, dude. Who did this... who was it? Tell me, dude!

Optimus Prime (Grabbing Bumble Blu): Ugh... It was... It was.... (Busts out laughing.) HA HA HA HA HAAAA. I'm just busting your ball bearings, dude. I'm fine. (Gets up.) I saw you guys coming up the road so I waited. I'm just here to pick up the Spider-man trilogy on blu-ray.

Bumble Blu: Awww, man. You suck! You had my engine in my throat!

Sam: Ha, ha... good one, Optimus. I knew you were faking.

Optimus: How can you tell?

Sam: You usually leak oil when you are really hurt. But let's go inside. I promised Bumble Blu a copy of CARS on blu-ray.

(They walk inside Circuit City. The "All-Spark" cube, the giver of blu-ray, sits magestically on a pedestal.)

Sam: Amazing, isn't it? Everytime I see it I am still in awe. It's hundreds of feet square, and yet shrinks down to that little cube the size of a Play Station 3. How does it do that?

Optimus: Mpeg 4. I just love that giant crystal blu case. Not to mention being the giver of blu-ray it simply is bigger and has more space to compress in.

Sam: It's bigger and has more space to compress in? That doesn't make sense.

Optimus: Neither does HD DVD, but people still buy it.

Sam: Ahh, touche'.

Bumble Blu: Microsoft Compression sucks, dude! That's the reason why we fight with the Decepta-DUDs.

Sam: Calm down, Bumble Blu. C'mon, let's get over to the blu-ray section. Looks like it might be selling out.

(They walk over and are shocked by who they see.)

Optimus: Mega-DUD! What are you doing here? Are you turning the blu-ray movies backwards again? How many times must we kick your red tin ass in sales before you just die and go away?

Mega-DUD (Evil smirk.): At least not until Christmas 2008. Thanks to Toshiba and Paramount. Muh-uh, ah ah ahhhh!

Sam (Rolls eyes): What a fan boy. What the hell is this? You sticking HD DVD in the blu-ray section again? You loser. Put it back, I don't want to touch it.

Mega-DUD: Yes, I put it there. I want people to see the movies we have that you can't get on blu-ray!

Bumble Blu: The Hulk? Ugh... you are losing your grip on reality, dude! Hey, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

Mega-DUD: When will you losers realize that 30GB is enough?

Sam: Probably when you guys replace all your players to support the 51GB disc you keep talking about but never comes. C'mon, everyone knows you just don't have the bitrates. VC1 compression is just a rip off of the original Microsoft video codecs - which SUCKED! You don't even have room for PCM or HD Audio. HDMI 1.3 is gonna rock you guys!

Mega-DUD: What? How do you know so much?

Sam: Hey, I am Sam "frikken" Witwickywoo! I have connections... I know all! Now back off before I get all "Bill Hunt" on your shiny red ass!

Mega-DUD (Backing off hands extended): Whoa...whoa..whoa. Easy.... I don't want any trouble with Bill Hunt. I'm outta here. (Transforms) Qwii, quaa, quooo, quu. (Jets out of Circuit City leaving a red dust cloud.)

Sam (Choking on red dust): Coff, coff, coff. What a tool! Tool of Toshiba, that is.

Optimus Prime: He'll be back. I can feel it in my blu fuel lines.

Bumble Blu: He sure left in a hurry. Look, he dropped something.

Sam (Picking it up): HAA! I love it...what a loser! I can't believe it! HA HA HA.

Optimus: What is it, Sam Witwickywoo. What did he drop?

Sam: A copy of Cars on DVD!

The End