B*tch Slap (2009) - Pre Order Up - July 10 2012

[EvlAsh]

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20th Century Fox
Release Date : July 10, 2012
Runtime : 109mins

Video codec: TBA
Video resolution: 1080p
Original aspect ratio: 2.39:1

When three curvaceous babes arrive at a desert hideaway to steal over $200 million from an underworld kingpin, things quickly spiral out of control. Allegiances are switched, truths are revealed, criminals are unmasked and nothing is quite what it seems as the fate of the world is precariously balanced among this trio of sexy femmes fatales.

Starring :

Julia Voth




Erin Cummings




America Olivo






TRAILERS AND PROMOTIONAL IMAGES:

***** SLAP 'Red Band' Trailer #2 HD (Lucy Lawless) - YouTube ***** Slap Gone Wild - YouTube





This movie was bad... but I'm in.

[toddly6666]

The movie was completely boring and amateurish. Don't waste your money just because this movie has a good title and pretty girls on the cover.

[stlcards]

I wouldn't mind seeing it because of Erin Cummings. I liked her in Spartacus.

[KimberleyWillard]

bumb ubm!

[sancho]

Sold!

[Devilutionary]

Think Grindhouse type flicks like Drive Angry and Planet Terror mixed with Sin Cityish special effects.

This was over the top entertainment for 17 year old boys. So if there is an immature 17 year old boy inside you that laughs at dirty words and likes hot girls this is the movie for you.

I thought it was good and I was stunned when I saw it on blu ray, I hope it's got a little more meat to it than the dvd. America Oliva is AWESOME!

[sancho]

I am a 40 year old guy and I also like hot girls. I qualify too.

[jrsl76]

The girls are hot and this should have been fun, but it's a pretty terrible movie.

[Talyn]

More like hot girls who keep their clothes on..... If that works for you, go for it....As for the movie, it was so bad it was fun. Saw it on Netflix. It'd be perfect for MST3K....

[SethRex]

I rented this on DVD. There's a real steamy non-nude sex scene in it. Can't remember if there was other sexual scenes involved though.

[Devilutionary]

Surprisingly NO NUDITY!!! I'm pretty sure no one gets naked, it's more like those fantasy style bud light commercials when your car is dirty and 50 models come over to wash your car and they start spraying each other with hoses.

It's quirky like Drive Angry, but DA was better humor for instance.

Girl: "Hey Officer...****s"

Officer: "That's Fuchs, ma'am"

[zeze]

It's been available in Canada on blu-ray since 2010.
http://www.amazon.ca/*****-Slap-Stac...9465977&sr=8-1

[Spirit Zero]

Do you like gratuitous violence, tits 'n' ass? course you do, who doesn't. Well what better way to show off some blatant soft porn than in a low-rent, Tarantino/Robert Rodriquez-esque rip-off or clone...but minus the decent acting, effects and everything else. I mean look at that title, it speaks volumes about what your about to head into, you literally can't fail to understand what you should expect from something called this. And its those exact reasons why I decided to watch this movie...translation, sleaze fest...because who doesn't like a good sleaze fest now and then? Oh wait I already covered that angle.

The plot is actually a slight mix of a few genres for starters. Obviously there is the outrageous, CGI filled, guns 'n' gore side of it which is clearly taking cues from certain Rodriguez movies. But then there is a slightly more noir-ish side to the tale, at times, its not a constant theme but its there. Then you have this clear comicbook-esque vibe about it, obviously more along the lines of 'Kick-Ass' and more so 'Sin City', there are also small nuggets of Bond spoofing going on at times, and finally you that rather obvious grindhouse type quality about everything. So nothing of any originality to be found here lets be honest, although again, if we're honest, this did actually come out back in 2009 so I guess this may have been more original than I'm giving it credit for.

The story is told with constant flashbacks to previous incidents that slowly build a full picture (gee I wonder where they got that notion from). I guess this could work if the flashbacks were any more coherent that the main plot segments but alas they're not. In fact they don't really add that much to the backstory at all really, they don't exactly clear up any plot holes...but tend to add more if anything! All they seem to do is give the director an opportunity to add in more gratuitous soft porn scenes involving his main female protagonists in different seedy locations, in very tight latex/scantily clad outfits (I'm not overly complaining about that though). You see all of the main plot is based out in the desert, all of the flashbacks are set in gritty, seedy, neon lit bars or alleyways in some city, so they just add seedy tits 'n' ass in a different location.

The main story is basically a common as muck tale about these three women trying to locate some buried valuable items (not totally sure what actually) in the desert. The valuable items are of course property of some mega violent criminal mobster, who we only in name for the most part, and the three women are of course not entirely who they appear to be. Yep its the old ulterior motive type situation again, with the old twists, turns and back-stabbings that come along with it. The three protagonists are naturally very hot, very sexy, very firm and very delicious. One is an innocent, slightly submissive, weak, brunette stripper. The other is a tough, martial arts knowing, slightly ripped, very suspicious, dirty blonde, mouthy b*tch. Finally, the leader is more of a calm, level-headed, stylish, classy red head who is definitely modelled after the classic, black and white noir detective flicks of the 50's.

These three pretty much bicker and fight each other for the entire runtime as they try to locate this buried treasure. Every now and then you get the odd character turning up to attempt some level of suspense such as the cute young police officer who amazingly doesn't get f*cked and used, even though you'd bet your last Dollar on it. What we do get is lots of close-ups on the girls faces showing their expressions (for some reason), lots of gunplay and gun sounds, lots of desert, lots of girly sexual innuendos, plenty of lesbian action (and I mean plenty), and a shittonne of tacky CGI and ultra tacky greenscreen effects. Hell we even get a full on wet t-shirt type sequence where all three women throw water over themselves in slow motion. And what Tarantino/Rodriquez rip-off/clone would be complete without a cute psychotic Asian woman in a micro miniskirt, pigtails and a unique deadly weapon in the form of a razor bladed yo-yo (she also has a very crazy Mad Max-esque partner). Oh and not forgetting the fact they even manage to crowbar in a gratuitous, nun in hot black PVC underwear, sequence too, you know...because its a top rated fetish with pervs (absolutely nothing wrong with that of course, he says with a broad grin across his naughty face).

Lets be frank here (you can be Bob), as I said at the start we all know what we're getting into with a movie like this. You can see it on the cover, you can see it with the films title, you know what to expect and naturally you get plenty of it. The movie isn't pretending to be anything else, its set out its stall and its sticking to it, and with that I can't fault it really. not on that front. The movie wanted to be a sleazy, grindhouse type flick with bucketfuls of hokey, cartoonish CGI action sequences...and that's exactly what is it, at no point does the film hide from this. So all I can say is, if you enjoyed movies like 'Machete' then firstly you'll know where I'm coming from. Secondly, you'll probably enjoy this as its basically a lower budget version with (probably) more tits 'n' ass.

5/10

[TheLaughingMann]

This movie was a trip. Having Hercules and Xena (even Gaby herself) cameo in with Jill Valentine circa RE5 and later, and Spartacus's wife in a crazy movie like this...5/10 is pretty consistent.

[Spirit Zero]

Originally Posted by TheLaughingMann

This movie was a trip. Having Hercules and Xena (even Gaby herself) cameo in with Jill Valentine circa RE5 and later, and Spartacus's wife in a crazy movie like this...5/10 is pretty consistent.

Oh yeah I forgot about those cameos