Why I Fired My Secretary...

[thunderhawk]

Why I Fired My Secretary...

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up
that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife
would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly
have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said "Good
morning", let alone "Happy birthday."

I thought... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.
My kids came to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left
for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane, said, "Good morning,
boss, happy birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had
remembered.

I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday; let's
go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the
greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went for lunch, but
we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a
little place with a private booth. We had two martinis each and I
enjoyed the meal tremendously

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day.. we don't need to bo back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "let's go to my apartment"

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss,
if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment and
I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake... followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of
my friends and co-workers, all singing, "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...

on the couch....

naked...



LOL

[JTK]

I definitely lol'd.

[iceman]

hehehe ouch!

[blu_world]

ahaha..what a sick joke


everybody gotta laugh at this if there a guy!!!

nice one man!

[dobyblue]

Dude, that's totally hilarious.

[LeAnn]

Oh this one is a classic!!!

[OrlandoEastwood]

LOL, good one.

[Blu-Benny]

i was emailed a joke the other day.

a guy who is driving drunk gets pulled over by a woman cop.

she gets up to the car and can tell he's hammered.

he makes like he wants to say something so she tells him anything he says will be held against him.

he says

[Show spoiler]tits!!!

[Batman1980]

One of the best jokes I've ever heard, well recently anyway.

[Steve]

That's hilarious. Thanks for posting.

[Navster]

wow thats classic, that joke def made my day....

[Psybits]

Originally Posted by Blu-Benny

i was emailed a joke the other day.

a guy who is driving drunk gets pulled over by a woman cop.

she gets up to the car and can tell he's hammered.

he makes like he wants to say something so she tells him anything he says will be held against him.

he says

[Show spoiler]tits!!!

hey this cheered up my rather bad morning..

[Blu-Benny]

Originally Posted by Psybits

hey this cheered up my rather bad morning..

i'm glad!!

i lol'd for a good 5 min. after i read that the 1st time.

[Darthvong]

LMAO! Nice. I needed a good chuckle!

[Adrock]

Resurrecting a classic thread!

Still hilarious!

[sfmarine]

Originally Posted by NavsterKing

wow thats classic, that joke def made my day....

Most definitely haha.

[CZAR]

That is actually very funny!!!! Got Em!!

[Dexter Morgan]

So, from...

To...


Gave me a good chuckle.

[Biged917]

Originally Posted by thunderhawk

Why I Fired My Secretary...

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up
that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife
would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly
have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said "Good
morning", let alone "Happy birthday."

I thought... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.
My kids came to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left
for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane, said, "Good morning,
boss, happy birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had
remembered.

I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday; let's
go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the
greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went for lunch, but
we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a
little place with a private booth. We had two martinis each and I
enjoyed the meal tremendously

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day.. we don't need to bo back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "let's go to my apartment"

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss,
if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment and
I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake... followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of
my friends and co-workers, all singing, "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...

on the couch....

naked...



LOL

The "Naked Man" only works 2 out of 3 times.

[Psybits]

Originally Posted by Biged917

The "Naked Man" only works 2 out of 3 times.

birthday suit for a birthday party right..

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