michael jackson

[bageleaterkkjji]

so there was a thread about michael jackson a couple days or maybe a week ago about and someone said r.i.p.? i was like he died and why are you saying rip hes a molester? well i havent really watched tv in like 2 years lol but i figured i would find out sooner on the internet...so today i googled his name and went to the wikipedia page which says hes still alive...then i googled "michael jackson died" and found that it says he was murdered 18-20 years ago i was like
so obviously the nose falling offer guy/ child molester is not michael jackson http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30940

is this real and did anyone else not know about it? as if michael jackson wasnt weird enough to me he isnt even actually alive? this is dated in 05 and unless this was a hoax hmm is the guy with the high voice and funky nose dead or if its not a hoax are they both dead or just the real michael jackson

[Sylin]

LOL... The Onion (your source) is a satirical web site, meaning nothing on that site is true.

[Joe Cain]

If you re-read that thread it should be clear that the recently deceased Michael Jackson being discussed was this guy. He wrote The World Guide to Beer over thirty years ago and he's a very important figure to the folks who know the difference between witbier and wheat beer (or between Budwesier and Budweiser Budvar).

[bageleaterkkjji]

i figured it wasnt true because ive never heard of him being dead other then bluray.com
that story makes since though lol