Ideas for methods to destroy HD DVD players...

[hardcore_canadian]

So our Store has Decided to stop carrying HD-A3s, so we sold them off for $25 each, but to save the consumers, my co-workers and I bought them all, (There were 10) and We decided to host a few experiments when no customers came in, So we have 7 here, and I need 3 more. And as Soon as i get these pictures uploaded, I'll add them, as well as our Video of number 5

10-How Well one stood up in a Oven at 220 Degrees (Celsius). Results: Not Very Well....we forgot to take the plastic off.....so it's a big Mess in our Staff Room

9-We Played Baseball....but didn't use it as home plate, we frisbee threw it, and hit it with Parts of TV Stands....not An Experiment....but Fun. Result: Pieces of Crap Everywhere

8-We Just had to Open one Up...it still looks cool. Results: A slightly more useless piece of junk

7-Running one over....We get my Friend to back her Celica over it...Didn't do a lot...soooo

7b-Played more baseball

6-Got the Same Friend to Hit a Buddy of ours over the head with it....she's a girl, so he couldn't hit her back. Result: A Bump on the Head, and More baseball

5-Throwing it off the top of our Building. Results: We Learned that an HD-DVD can't stand a fall from that Height. We Also Threw a BDP-S1 off there....it was already dropped and broken....it shattered worse

4-Opening one up and having somebody in Stilletto Heels Walk Through it. Results: A Nearly Broken ankle...she's not a Smart girl, but we love her.

Now we have 3 more, and about 2 hours left of work. Help us out?!