Female Rambo Movie - Blu-ray Forum

nycomet · 03-19-2008, 07:38 PM

They should do a female version of Rambo.

John Rambo has a daughter -- Jane Rambo. She is as tough as Lt. Ripley of Aliens fame, fighting off that Alien Queen like she was hunting down Osama bin Laden. But instead of fighting an Alien Queen, Jane Rambo (to be played by Jessica Alba) joins forces with yet another clone of Lt. Ripley (Signorney Weaver) -- but this time, their nemesis will be a Predator who just landed in Orlando to ride Expedition Everest at Animal Kingdom. Unknown to the general public, the Predator starts hunting the legendary hair-covered Tibetan Yeti, destroying the new Disney roller coaster -- and its passengers -- during the brutal hunt.

After spending an exhausting day at EPCOT, to the rescue comes Jane Rambo and her new sidekick Lt. Ripley. Using their park hopper pass, they enter Animal Kingdom and save the day. Subsequently, they get married and live happily every after.

Sounds like a perfect story for Michael Bay, don't you think?

Do I smell a sequel???

DutchBoy · 03-19-2008, 07:41 PM

Daredevil666 · 03-19-2008, 07:41 PM

But not before Bay remakes Alien, Aliens and Alien 3 into one movie.

DeeChizzle · 03-19-2008, 07:44 PM

Someone has some time on their hands today.

Not a bad idea as long as Alba is naked and wearing her father's bandanna around her head the entire movie. Sigourney can keep her clothes on though.

Marquoz · 03-20-2008, 03:31 AM

Wasn't it called GI Jane?

Sylin · 03-20-2008, 04:07 AM

Wow... no offense to the OP, but any continuation to the Rambo series would be an even bigger crap-fest than the previous movies.

If anything, they should re-make the Rambo films with someone OTHER than Sylvester "Razzie" Stallone. Oh, and maybe a good script. That helps.

I swear, anytime someone mentions Rambo on these forums, all I can think of is the satire done in the movie UHF because it was so dead-on.

Kristin Simard · 03-20-2008, 04:30 AM

Thertel88 · 03-20-2008, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marquoz

Wasn't it called GI Jane?

Thats what it is.

Marquoz · 03-20-2008, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristin Simard

Ohhh, for a horrific movie, I loved it! I'd pay $5.01 to see that on Blu!

Mxr5150 · 03-20-2008, 02:25 PM

I don't know, "The Next Karate Kid" comes to mind so... I don't know about that.

03-19-2008, 07:38 PM	#1
nycomet Blu-ray Knight Top contributor Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Long Island, NY, USA ; I enjoy watching 3D blu-rays; 41 Blufans steels so far Home Theater Gallery:11 Blu-ray collection:1344 DVD collection:55 Digital collection:246 Blu-ray reviews:40 Trading Score:343	Female Rambo Movie They should do a female version of Rambo. John Rambo has a daughter -- Jane Rambo. She is as tough as Lt. Ripley of Aliens fame, fighting off that Alien Queen like she was hunting down Osama bin Laden. But instead of fighting an Alien Queen, Jane Rambo (to be played by Jessica Alba) joins forces with yet another clone of Lt. Ripley (Signorney Weaver) -- but this time, their nemesis will be a Predator who just landed in Orlando to ride Expedition Everest at Animal Kingdom. Unknown to the general public, the Predator starts hunting the legendary hair-covered Tibetan Yeti, destroying the new Disney roller coaster -- and its passengers -- during the brutal hunt. After spending an exhausting day at EPCOT, to the rescue comes Jane Rambo and her new sidekick Lt. Ripley. Using their park hopper pass, they enter Animal Kingdom and save the day. Subsequently, they get married and live happily every after. Sounds like a perfect story for Michael Bay, don't you think? Do I smell a sequel???

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03-19-2008, 07:41 PM	#2
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03-19-2008, 07:41 PM	#3
Daredevil666 Power Member Member since:Feb 2008 Location:Future Earth Blu-ray reviews:1	But not before Bay remakes Alien, Aliens and Alien 3 into one movie.

03-19-2008, 07:44 PM	#4
DeeChizzle Power Member Member since:Nov 2007 Location:The Last Frontier Blu-ray collection:188 Blu-ray reviews:74 Trading Score:47	Someone has some time on their hands today. Not a bad idea as long as Alba is naked and wearing her father's bandanna around her head the entire movie. Sigourney can keep her clothes on though.

03-20-2008, 03:31 AM	#5
Marquoz Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jan 2008 Location:New Orleans Home Theater Gallery:4 Blu-ray collection:167 Trading Score:2	Wasn't it called GI Jane?

03-20-2008, 04:07 AM	#6
Sylin Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jun 2007 Location:Nashville Blu-ray collection:1 Trading Score:159	Wow... no offense to the OP, but any continuation to the Rambo series would be an even bigger crap-fest than the previous movies. If anything, they should re-make the Rambo films with someone OTHER than Sylvester "Razzie" Stallone. Oh, and maybe a good script. That helps. I swear, anytime someone mentions Rambo on these forums, all I can think of is the satire done in the movie UHF because it was so dead-on.

03-20-2008, 04:30 AM	#7
Kristin Simard Special Member Member since:Aug 2007

03-20-2008, 02:25 PM	#10
Mxr5150 Special Member Member since:Mar 2008 Location:Indiana Blu-ray collection:74 Blu-ray reviews:10	I don't know, "The Next Karate Kid" comes to mind so... I don't know about that.

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