the best of the worst pick up lines - Blu-ray Forum

Gamma_Winstead · 07-14-2008, 02:33 AM

what are some of your favorite bad pick up lines?

Here are some of mine:

"Hey did you know that the female body has 206 bones? Well how would you like one more?

"Have you ever heard of Pokemon? Well I wanna Pikatchu!"

"I wanna be the stuck in your cheese."

"Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?"

and my favorite

"Your face looks like a taco."

IG.88 · 07-14-2008, 03:00 AM

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put your sister and I together.

You must be tired, cuz uve been running through my mind all night. Screaming.

Rob71 · 07-14-2008, 10:07 AM

Do you know how to use a whip?

I can play the 1812 Overture on a cell phone with my tongue.

jw · 07-14-2008, 01:06 PM

Heaven called, they are missing one of their angels

I heard that at a bar along with a few of the others

arush5268d · 07-14-2008, 01:16 PM

If your left leg was Chrismas and your right leg was Thanksgiving...could I spend some time with you between the holidays?

Ferris · 07-14-2008, 02:06 PM

How 'bout a pizza and a f@ck? What, you don't like pizza?

silversnake · 07-14-2008, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IG.88

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put your sister and I together.

You must be tired, cuz uve been running through my mind all night. Screaming.

WHAT? hahaha. i've heard the "original" but that one is gold.

mine is

"Ever kiss an elephant between the ears? ( pull your jean pockets inside out )
Want to try ? "

arush5268d · 07-14-2008, 09:23 PM

Those jeans look awful tight. How do you get in them?

jadedeath · 07-14-2008, 11:42 PM

Get ready {I used to live in a military base}

"I would crawl on my hands and knees 100 miles over broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy who ****ed you."

/thread.

Logan

Psychonaut · 07-15-2008, 03:48 AM

Was your father a thief? Because he stole the twinkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.

TObject · 07-15-2008, 04:36 AM

I like your footwear.

Marquoz · 07-15-2008, 05:46 AM

I seem to be lost, can I get directions to your place?

jw · 07-16-2008, 05:29 AM

Tommyboy81 said to the chicks:

Quote:

Cool. Thanks ladies. PM me anytime.

https://forum.blu-ray.com/showpost.p...6&postcount=43

Filterlab · 07-16-2008, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IG.88

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put your sister and I together.

I think it's meant to be U and I together.

broganreynik · 07-16-2008, 05:18 PM

I used to use "You wanna f*** a rock star?" when I was in a band. Ironically the only time it worked was when a chick said "yeah, David Bowie".

My other cheesy one comes from my name being Brogan:
"Have you ever had a broken bone?
Well how would you like a Brogan bone?"

tommyboy81 · 07-17-2008, 01:47 AM

Girl your mom must have been eating jello when she was having you because those things are JIGGLING!

Blue-Man · 07-17-2008, 04:49 AM

"how about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up"

jw · 07-17-2008, 10:12 AM

When all else fails, search the web

Quote:

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Quote:

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

....Let me know how that one works?

Quote:

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

oh thats a classic

Psychonaut · 07-17-2008, 10:57 PM

The first one only works until they find out it's actually green.

DetroitSportsFan · 07-17-2008, 11:13 PM

"It's that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

07-14-2008, 02:33 AM	#1
Gamma_Winstead Blu-ray Prince Top contributor Member since:Jul 2007 Location:U.S.G. Ishimura 4K collection:118 Blu-ray collection:764 Blu-ray reviews: 36 Trading Score:6	the best of the worst pick up lines what are some of your favorite bad pick up lines? Here are some of mine: "Hey did you know that the female body has 206 bones? Well how would you like one more? "Have you ever heard of Pokemon? Well I wanna Pikatchu!" "I wanna be the stuck in your cheese." "Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?" and my favorite "Your face looks like a taco."

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07-14-2008, 03:00 AM	#2
IG.88 Banned Member since:May 2008 Location:Look, sir, droids!	If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put your sister and I together. You must be tired, cuz uve been running through my mind all night. Screaming.

07-14-2008, 10:07 AM	#3
Rob71 Blu-ray Knight Top ranked HT gallery Top contributor Member since:Aug 2007 Location:Florida Home Theater Gallery:13 Blu-ray collection:295 Trading Score:5	Do you know how to use a whip? I can play the 1812 Overture on a cell phone with my tongue.

07-14-2008, 01:06 PM	#4
jw Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Apr 2007 Location:USA Trading Score:519	Heaven called, they are missing one of their angels I heard that at a bar along with a few of the others

07-14-2008, 01:16 PM	#5
arush5268d Banned Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Houston, TX Blu-ray collection:85	If your left leg was Chrismas and your right leg was Thanksgiving...could I spend some time with you between the holidays?

07-14-2008, 02:06 PM	#6
Ferris Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Tampa Bay Area Blu-ray collection:79 Trading Score:1	How 'bout a pizza and a f@ck? What, you don't like pizza?

07-14-2008, 09:23 PM	#8
arush5268d Banned Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Houston, TX Blu-ray collection:85	Those jeans look awful tight. How do you get in them?

07-14-2008, 11:42 PM	#9
jadedeath Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jun 2007	Get ready {I used to live in a military base} "I would crawl on my hands and knees 100 miles over broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy who ****ed you." /thread. Logan

07-15-2008, 03:48 AM	#10
Psychonaut Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Apr 2008 Location:Second left after Wal-Mart Blu-ray collection:111	Was your father a thief? Because he stole the twinkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.

07-15-2008, 04:36 AM	#11
TObject Active Member Member since:Mar 2008	I like your footwear.

07-15-2008, 05:46 AM	#12
Marquoz Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jan 2008 Location:New Orleans Home Theater Gallery:4 Blu-ray collection:167 Trading Score:2	I seem to be lost, can I get directions to your place?

07-16-2008, 05:18 PM	#15
broganreynik Blu-ray Guru Top contributor Member since:Sep 2007 Location:Nebraska Home Theater Gallery:60 4K collection:124 Blu-ray collection:2113 DVD collection:111 Blu-ray reviews: 4 Trading Score:46	I used to use "You wanna f* a rock star?**" when I was in a band. Ironically the only time it worked was when a chick said "yeah, David Bowie". My other cheesy one comes from my name being Brogan: "Have you ever had a broken bone? Well how would you like a Brogan bone?"

07-17-2008, 01:47 AM	#16
tommyboy81 Blu-ray Count Member since:Oct 2007 Location:Savannah, GA Home Theater Gallery:17 Blu-ray collection:93 Blu-ray reviews:3 Trading Score:2	Girl your mom must have been eating jello when she was having you because those things are JIGGLING!

07-17-2008, 04:49 AM	#17
Blue-Man Active Member Member since:Feb 2008 Location:USA	"how about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up"

07-17-2008, 10:57 PM	#19
Psychonaut Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Apr 2008 Location:Second left after Wal-Mart Blu-ray collection:111	The first one only works until they find out it's actually green.

07-17-2008, 11:13 PM	#20
DetroitSportsFan Hot Deals Moderator Top contributor Member since:Aug 2007 Location:Michigan 4K collection:439 Blu-ray collection:2226 Trading Score:93	"It's that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

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