Lesbian vampire Killers.... I'm pretty sure it's not a porno. I'm not sure.

[Gamma_Winstead]

Here is the trailer

What do you think?

Mods can edit the title if you feel the need.

[peter008]

it feel more like a comedy to me.

[cartman781]

I just watched the Crank 2 trailer WTF

[Blu Titan]

Originally Posted by gamma626

Here is the trailer

What do you think?

Mods can edit the title if you feel the need.

I will make sure my son is not around if I watch that one.

[swingle007]

pretty sure that's garbage.......porn would have been a huge improvement.

[Diesel]

i saw the trailer for this a few weeks back!
i thought to myself:

are they serious?!

it looked like a bad 80s movie

[jadedeath]

Looks like a really bad ripoff of Vampyres.

Logan

[smith1921]

that looks so bad i think i am just going to have to watch it

[assydingo]

By: Tex Massacre

With a name like Lesbian Vampire Killers the smart lot of you probably think you have this whole film figured out right off the bat. But, an astute friend of mine pointed out the fact that if you knew nothing else but the title of this production, you’d be unsure if the vampire killers or the vampires themselves were the lesbians in question. To that end, I say rather crassly…who cares so long as there are lesbians!

With such a minor caveat needed for the film to be a success it’s such a shame that this horror/comedy hybrid from the men behind the BBC hit show Gavin & Stacey is such a bust.

Trying to out “Shaun of the Dead” Shaun of the Dead, British comics Mat Horn and James Corden portray a pair of clueless best friends—Jimmy and Fletch, who set out for a weekend getaway in the Welsh countryside only to discover the town they’ve happened upon harbors an ancient lesbian vampire clan. But hey, no need to worry, because Jimmy might just be the last descendent of a medieval knight who vowed to vanquish the undead temptress once and for all….or something like that.

Directed by Phil Claydon—who helmed the 2002 UK thriller Alone—LVK looks like a million bucks (or is that pounds). It’s slick and glossy and over the top in terms of story and special effects. The broad sexual connotations that permeate nearly every frame of the film—even extending to the death fluids that emit from the slain vampires—are utterly ridiculous. In fact, the whole production is so unhinged that it makes it hard to argue for its lack of success. Indeed, if ever a film had midnight movie stamped so blatantly across its exposed bosoms, this is that film.

Make no mistake, I’m here to tell you that LBV is a bad film, but in the eye of a beholder blinded by a love for humor that would make Benny Hill blush, this film is a goldmine of bare-breasted beauties, slo-mo kissing scenes (with tongue) and a barrage of intermittently amusing jokes. LBV is like the bastard child of American Werewolf in London and any soft-core Skin-a-max trash fest. It’s what a Mike Raso production would look like if it had a seven-figure budget to go along with the Frederick’s of Hollywood set design.

But is it funny? Sadly the answer is, not so much. Conceptually brilliant, it would absolutely work much better as a sketch. Still, I can promise that with the right frame of mind and several pints of Newcastle tucked away in your gullet, Lesbian Vampire Killers will probably satisfy the randy 13-year old boy trapped inside us all.

Score: 4 / 10

From http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film/2249/review

...I kind of want to see it.

[RustyK94]

Thankfully my gf went to see this on her own. The two guys that are in it are right now pretty big in England.

Thanks to a show called Gavin and Stacy.

There nothing special and should be forgotten about in a year or two.

[brettallica]

So is this movie about lesbians who kill vampires?

[Diesel]

Originally Posted by brettallica

So is this movie about lesbians who kill vampires?

no, they kill lesbian vampires

so its LESBIAN VAMPIRE killers
not LESBIAN vampire killers

i wondered the same thing wheni heard the title

[brettallica]

Originally Posted by Blu-man88

no, they kill lesbian vampires

so its LESBIAN VAMPIRE killers
not LESBIAN vampire killers

i wondered the same thing wheni heard the title

Ha! I was only kind of messing around...if for no other reason than to bag on their poorly-worded title!

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by Blu-man88

no, they kill lesbian vampires

so its LESBIAN VAMPIRE killers
not LESBIAN vampire killers

i wondered the same thing wheni heard the title

Huh?.....oh..... LOL

[Diesel]

Originally Posted by brettallica

Ha! I was only kind of messing around...if for no other reason than to bag on their poorly-worded title!

ha
i thought u were serious
since i really did wonder when i heard the title

[brettallica]

Originally Posted by Blu-man88

ha
i thought u were serious
since i really did wonder when i heard the title

Well obviously it came to mind...but yeah it's not like I'm gonna lose any sleep over it or anything. I think it's pretty safe to say this movie is going to be terrible, even if they show nipples.

[AppleCrumbDlite]

it'll probably be terrible. But I'll rent it in the event of there being nudity

[Diesel]

Originally Posted by brettallica

Well obviously it came to mind...but yeah it's not like I'm gonna lose any sleep over it or anything. I think it's pretty safe to say this movie is going to be terrible, even if they show nipples.

correction:
undead nipples