Cruel Jaws aka Jaws 5 (1995)

[OrlandoEastwood]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112747/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELmlKhFkaYQ

This is not a TV film as stated on the IMDB, I tracked down one of the actresses, Sky Palma, who still works in the entertainment industry and she says the film is a pure spoof and is not to taken seriously because none of the cast took it seriously either. Apparently, there was not a script either. They were given their dialogue on the spot and they had to act out the scenes and it shows in one scene that's supposed to be emotional with this guy and girl on the beach walking.

Guy: I got to do something; I can't let Suzy be shacked up in that ... a ... apartment.

Girl (no emotion to her acting, more like saying it): I feel so ridiculous.

I love the opening of the film because it is dumb.

[Show spoiler]These mobsters go down diving for some lost s**t on a navy vessel and as they get down to the ship they see the shark. They pull out spear guns and the shark grabs it, chomps it, and swims away. At the point if it was me, I would have said; "F**k this!" and swim the hell out of there. But no, these dumb asses get eaten via stock footage of the two divers from the opening of Jaws 2

. Mainly all shark footage comes from Jaws 1 - The Revenge; Great White; and documentary footage.