Zombie outbreak... WWJD (what would jomari do)...

[jomari]

Ive had this thread in my home forum, and wanted to share this with you, hoping to at least stimulate your mind. Like a number of people, im a sucker for zombies...

Heres the modified posting...

So ive been discussing this with the gf for a while... man oh man, after watching some good ol horror flicks...

I am legend, 30 days of night, and er... re-watching 28 days/weeks, and er... what was the other one... i cant remember.

so, heres the criteria.:

1. zombie pick - fast (like 28 days/i am legend) or slow (old school legit zombies)

(side note: i am fully aware that 28 days/i am legend cannot be fully qualified for being a zombie, because it was a virus, but its one of those 'for the sake of storyline' things.)

2. engage in 48 hours after initial epidemic starting point is 11pm at night!!!

3. stage - where you located at. lets also consider it to be a tad realistic. no way are we going to be able to steal a tank, nor get ourselves locked up in a bank or what not, considering the authorities would be guarding them like hell.

my end?

first stop? bank or security company. get the flippin keys to an armored truck (oh, believe me, people would want other stuff, i dont need the money at this point - not just yet...)

make sure its got gas

pick up sister/family

gun store, buy bullets. (i think im allowed to do that without purchasing a gun)

wait. Will get a good buncha guns too. Hells freezing over, and I aint no idiot.

shoot over to my closest walmart. since the gorram place is about to close, i rush in and pretty much hijack the darn place.

get everyone out. tell em to take money or whatever they want too. just leave and gimme the keys.

find my escape route -

1. park my armored truck - make sure i barracade the area (fences) and find a quick route to get to it.

2. find my alamo close to the truck.

3. secure the place, and get used to the layout. Security room would be essential

4. get my supplies in order.

5. GUNS! (our walmart has a gun selection - pretty good one too!)

6. boobie traps, door chimes or a way to monitor entrance areas, and have live electricity wires connected to fences laid on the floor. Electricity doesnt use bullets, and I think its a good way of killing the bastages. (I dont think they sell claymores in a gun shop do they?)

7. Have loved ones strap on a radio for constant communication (did i say strap in or strap on? hehehe)

Ive also considered yet another ingenius idea:

Get a boat. Unless the zombies are the I AM LEGEND kind, im a bit weary about their jumping capabilities, and/or the other Dawn of the Dead kind, that can sink in water. Remember: they cant swim. They did that in Dawn of the dead, but only walking, with their primary reasoning is to cross over to the other side. but not literally swim.

A heck living on a Rig, or in a submarine would be great, but im trying to be realistic.

I will add on to this list later on during work.

Can you tell im bored?

Discuss.