Deadpool

[Troll2fan]

Originally Posted by dallywhitty

Lolno. Short hair almost always looks better and the ass is the sexiest of all body parts. This goes for both men and women.

Nope and nope. Short hair looks good on some women, but many can't pull off bobs and pixie cuts.

Boobs > legs > butt.

[Blu-Benny]

Originally Posted by John Klein

I don't care as long as they look good with the hair. There are some women who look amazing with a shaved head.

it's all personal preference.

my wife had short hair for 2 years or so.....i absolutely hated. went so far to tell her she didn't look as good w/short hair as she did w/long hair.

she finally grew it back out and is back to where i love it. just below her shoulders, dark and curly.

she also has a nice rack......but her @$$ is also killer.....so i don't have much to complain about.

[ThatOneGuy]

Originally Posted by Blu-Benny

[Show spoiler]it's all personal preference.

my wife had short hair for 2 years or so.....i absolutely hated. went so far to tell her she didn't look as good w/short hair as she did w/long hair.

she finally grew it back out and is back to where i love it. just below her shoulders, dark and curly.

she also has a nice rack......but her @$$ is also killer.....so i don't have much to complain about.

Ass actually isn't censored on here. I just found that out.

[solarrdadd]

Originally Posted by John Klein

Ass actually isn't censored on here. I just found that out.

true, we tend to let most of them say what they want on this forum!

[tylerdurden10]

Even though this is quite a juvenile topic, I'll add my opinion. Nothing is greater that a short, fair skinned (none of that damn tanning crap) Brunette with shoulder length hair with an ass you can balance a cup off of!

A woman with a chest is nice, but dat ass is WAY more important.

[Blu-Benny]

Originally Posted by tylerdurden10

Even though this is quite a juvenile topic, I'll add my opinion. Nothing is greater that a short, fair skinned (none of that damn tanning crap) Brunette with shoulder length hair with an ass you can balance a cup off of!

A woman with a chest is nice, but dat ass is WAY more important.

there is nothing juvenile when trying find out who is a boob/ass man!!

[GeneticMutation]

Originally Posted by Blu-Benny

it's all personal preference.

my wife had short hair for 2 years or so.....i absolutely hated. went so far to tell her she didn't look as good w/short hair as she did w/long hair.

she finally grew it back out and is back to where i love it. just below her shoulders, dark and curly.

she also has a nice rack......but her @$$ is also killer.....so i don't have much to complain about.

Pictures or it never happened

[Blu-Benny]

Originally Posted by GeneticMutation

Pictures or it never happened

i like my b@lls right where they are.

[GeneticMutation]

Originally Posted by Blu-Benny

i like my b@lls right where they are.

[Scarriere]

Originally Posted by WhySoBlu?

You would be missing out if you don't go see this.

Seriously - I loved every minute of this movie. Laughed a ton - just so much so fun to be had with this flick.

My cousin just recommended to me on FB an hour ago.
That's it, I'm going.
Thank you!

Btw, that other stuff ^previous to here , pretty funny!

[Blu-Benny]

thinking about taking 1/2 a day next Tuesday and going to see this again when my local theater is having $5 movies.

[Agent Bond]

Reynolds revealed in an interview that Taskmaster was the original villain, but FOX didn't want to cough up the cash for him.

[ThatOneGuy]

Originally Posted by Agent Bond

Reynolds revealed in an interview that Taskmaster was the original villain, but FOX didn't want to cough up the cash for him.

That would of been great since they could of pull a Captain America reference with Taskmaster.

[MrBlonde]

This thread.

[snobird]

What a great movie, I think they nailed it. 5 stars from me.

[supersix4]

We need to start an island of misfit members thread for the people who give it less than 4 stars, or were basing the success on the good joke calculation which is the square root of the numerical preference of Jokes that hit x divided by 3.14.

ass ass ass ass ass ass I didn't know that worked.

[willtopower]

Originally Posted by supersix4

We need to start an island of misfit members thread for the people who give it less than 4 stars, or were basing the success on the good joke calculation which is the square root of the numerical preference of Jokes that hit x divided by 3.14.

ass ass ass ass ass ass I didn't know that worked.

I'm being sincere when I ask what your issue is with the approximations I provided? You've brought it up twice unprovoked and if you feel I'm watching the movie the wrong way, explain why I'm wrong. I didn't have a notepad and make a tally mark every time I laughed. The 50% or 60% was just an arbitrary approximation.

Deadpool is a comedy (among other things). If the jokes fell flat more than I'd like, why is it wrong to be dissatisfied?

I don't have a constant threshold of joke success which translates to funny/unfunny movie. When watching a comedy though, if many jokes are falling flat, that would not result in a good time.

What is the issue here?

[MrBlonde]

Originally Posted by willtopower

What is the issue here?

You're not allowed to have a negative opinion of this movie, obvy.

[Taikero]

Originally Posted by Agent Bond

Reynolds revealed in an interview that Taskmaster was the original villain, but FOX didn't want to cough up the cash for him.

Apparently they lost the film rights to Taskmaster just a bit before Deadpool was set to release, so I'm sure that played a role.

http://www.comicbookresources.com/ar...udios-close-up

[naimles]

Originally Posted by willtopower

I had a similar problem with the humour. I'd say 50%, maybe 60% of the jokes landed. Because there were so many, a lot just fell flat which hurt the film.

I want to give this another shot, but not until it comes out on blu ray. Maybe I'll like it a bit more the second time around. The only time I really laughed was the deadpool/colossus scene; that was admittedly damn funny. I loved the violence but then a bad joke would be slapped on top of it and I'd think, "aw... I was ready to like this scene."

I do wonder how my theatre experience affected me though. I have no issues with parents bringing children as long as they're behaved. However, a brother/father (idk) brought a young child and the child ended up sitting right next to me. He was mostly silent but did ask a couple questions, especially when

[Show spoiler]the old deadpool action figure popped up

and I'm just thinking "SHUT UP." He didn't talk enough to make me say something but it was enough to get on my nerves. I got the sense he was having a good time so I didn't want to be the a-hole in this scenario.

My audience reactions were pretty mixed. There were some hard laughs, some chuckles, and a decent amount of silence, all mixed and scattered through the theatre.

seems to be a lot of blowback for this post. Really I don't see anything wrong with it. I think the movie was a 10/10, but comedy and humor is subjective and not everyone finds the same things funny. I do agree the jokes were rapid fire, and upon watching it a second time I picked up many I missed the first go through. I can understand where you are coming from in your evaluation, also it is worth note that I was a deadpool fan going into the movie and therefore there is some bias present.

Nothing wrong with having an opinion, and not everyone likes the same thing.