Star Wars: The Complete Saga (1977-2005)

[Duffy12]

My favorites which all happen within about a 15min time frame-


- "Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your highness."

- "He's the brains, sweetheart!"

- "Look, I had everything under control until you led us down here!"

- "If we can avoid any more female advice, we ought to be able to get out of here."

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[BouCoupDinkyDau]

Originally Posted by The Doof

WHEN YOU LET A 5 YR OLD WRITE PART OF YOUR MOVIE YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO HOME AND RETHINK YOUR LIFE.

[Weirded Wonder]

Originally Posted by P@t_Mtl

Anyone think this can be the first thread to ever reach 40000 posts

Meesa thinksah its demanded by the godz it is...

I'm channeling the power of Jah Jah

[The Doof]

Originally Posted by Jay444

When I think of Jar Jar's quotes, the only thing that comes to mind is this:

Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

Those Jedi reflexes are amazing. A 500 yard dash and he still runs right into and bumps uglies with a 9 foot tall Gungan. Standing still.

[Mavrick]

Originally Posted by P@t_Mtl

Anyone think this can be the first thread to ever reach 40000 posts

I think the real question is, who will be the one to take the 40000th post I feel the lurkers waiting in the dark, just to make a useless comment and steal it;

40000th post FCUK YEAH

Something along those lines lol.

[BouCoupDinkyDau]

Originally Posted by P@t_Mtl

Anyone think this can be the first thread to ever reach 40000 posts

Oh yeah. I'm sure it will.

It would have already gotten there if the mods didn't have to clip out fights so much.

[Weirded Wonder]

Originally Posted by The Doof

Lucas + adopting kids = Ewoks and Jah Jah (named by his son I believe)

WHEN YOU LET A 5 YR OLD WRITE PART OF YOUR MOVIE YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO HOME AND RETHINK YOUR LIFE.

He's probably a great dad. But because of this the rest of us have to suffer...

I can only imagine what will happen when his kids get a hold of these movies and are able to change things.

[chip75]

Originally Posted by Dynamo of Eternia

I'd be interested in seeing someone go into a bar, start quoting Jar Jar lines, and see how long it takes before they get the beating of their life.

Unless you go to one of those specialized bars, The Jar Jar Drinks Bar. Quote Jar Jar there for pick-up lines. If you're lucky things will get weird....

If you get a rejected when you ask one of the Binks groupies if they'd like a drink. You can go all Han Solo on their prequel loving hides: "You could use a good DRINK!"

Or you can sulk away Jar Jar style "Messa going Home...."

[Shaft Windu]

Oh boy, I'm so glad the prequels turned out the way it did. If it had been a "Full Metal Jacket" without depth in space like you guys obviously would have prefered, the tables would be turned right now and I would probably hate these movies... I'm just lucky I guess because I trusted in Lucas and he delivered!

[P@t_Mtl]

Originally Posted by BouCoupDinkyDau

Oh yeah. I'm sure it will.

It would have already gotten there if the mods didn't have to clip out fights so much.

Yeah! You are so right, keep forgetting how many posts have gotten deleted out of this thread, probably another record

[The Doof]

Originally Posted by Beard Esquire

I can only imagine what will happen when his kids get a hold of these movies and are able to change things.

I think it will be up to his son to redeem his father and bring balance to the force.

[El_Jay]

Originally Posted by Shaft Windu

Oh boy, I'm so glad the prequels turned out the way it did. If it had been a "Full Metal Jacket" without depth in space like you guys obviously would have prefered, the tables would be turned right now and I would propably hate these movies... I'm just lucky I guess because I trusted in Lucas and he delivered!

Yes, because only extremes exist and it has to be an insanely violent, politically-charged head-trip Kubrick movie, or Muppets in Space With Lightsabres.

Lord of the Rings is a PG to PG-13 series that does an excellent job of being good for both kids and adults.

Hell, The Empire Strikes Back does a fine job of it, for that matter.

[P@t_Mtl]

Originally Posted by The Doof

I think it will be up to his son to redeem his father and bring balance to the force.

Now that is funny

[Jay444]

Originally Posted by Beard Esquire

Meesa thinksah its demanded by the godz it is...

I'm channeling the power of Jah Jah

"Ohh, maxi big da Force. Well dat smells stinkowiff."

I don't even know WTF that means, but felt it was a good follow up. Christ, I just quoted Jar Jar. Feel free to punch me in the head. I would deserve it.

[Bluyoda]

Still arguing about Jar Jar Binks?

Anyways, here is my gf's rating of the Saga (without any interference from me, I might add):


VFX Film PQ AQ
I 3.5 3.5 4.4 5+++++++++
II 3.8 3.8 4.5 5+++++++++
III 4.5 4.9 4.9 5
IV 3 4 4 4.8
V 3.7 4.8 4 5
VI 6.9 4.2 4 5

She watched the Saga from I-VI.

Her favorite characters are

1.Young Obi Wan
2. Han Solo
3. Luke Skywalker
4. Anakin when he turns to the dark side
5. R2-D2

Least favorite characters:

1. Shmi Skywalker
2. Chewie
3. Padme

Favorite scenes:

1. Obi Wan's speech after chopping Anakin's limbs
2. Anakin's confrontation with the younglings
3. Anakin is burning alive

She had never seen any of the movies before.
Needless to say, she didn't find anything to criticize about Vader's Nos, Obi Wan's scream, Blinking Ewok's and the like.

Did you watch it with anyone who had never seen them before, and what did they think of it?

[The Doof]

Originally Posted by Shaft Windu

Oh boy, I'm so glad the prequels turned out the way it did. If it had been a "Full Metal Jacket" without depth in space like you guys obviously would have prefered, the tables would be turned right now and I would probably hate these movies... I'm just lucky I guess because I trusted in Lucas and he delivered!

That's not what anyone wanted. We wanted movies aimed at twelve year olds. Not 6 year olds. There is a big difference. What we are complaining about is lack of depth. You and the twelve other adults who like these movies are very lucky indeed. Have fun!

[BouCoupDinkyDau]

Originally Posted by El_Jay

Yes, because only extremes exist and it has to be an insanely violent, politically-charged head-trip Kubrick movie, or Muppets in Space With Lightsabres.

Lord of the Rings is a PG to PG-13 series that does an excellent job of being good for both kids and adults.

Hell, The Empire Strikes Back does a fine job of it, for that matter.

Or pretty much anything Pixar has ever made.

[El_Jay]

Originally Posted by Bluyoda

[Show spoiler]Still arguing about Jar Jar Binks?

Anyways, here is my gf's rating of the Saga (without any interference from me, I might add):


VFX Film PQ AQ
I 3.5 3.5 4.4 5+++++++++
II 3.8 3.8 4.5 5+++++++++
III 4.5 4.9 4.9 5
IV 3 4 4 4.8
V 3.7 4.8 4 5
VI 6.9 4.2 4 5

She watched the Saga from I-VI.

Her favorite characters are

1.Young Obi Wan
2. Han Solo
3. Luke Skywalker
4. Anakin when he turns to the dark side
5. R2-D2

Least favorite characters:

1. Shmi Skywalker
2. Chewie
3. Padme

Favorite scenes:

1. Obi Wan's speech after chopping Anakin's limbs
2. Anakin's confrontation with the younglings
3. Anakin is burning alive

She had never seen any of the movies before.
Needless to say, she didn't find anything to criticize about Vader's Nos, Obi Wan's scream, Blinking Ewok's and the like.

Did you watch it with anyone who had never seen them before, and what did they think of it?

You just posted that 2 pages ago.

Then removed it and posted it again.

Maaaaaaybe people just aren't in a big rush to reply to it.

[BouCoupDinkyDau]

Originally Posted by The Doof

That's not what anyone wanted. We wanted movies aimed at twelve year olds. Not 6 year olds. There is a big difference. What we are complaining about is lack of depth. You and the twelve other adults who like these movies are very lucky indeed. Have fun!

There's actually TWELVE OF THEM?!!

[Duffy12]

Originally Posted by Bluyoda

Still arguing about Jar Jar Binks?

Anyways, here is my gf's rating of the Saga (without any interference from me, I might add):

[Show spoiler]

VFX Film PQ AQ
I 3.5 3.5 4.4 5+++++++++
II 3.8 3.8 4.5 5+++++++++
III 4.5 4.9 4.9 5
IV 3 4 4 4.8
V 3.7 4.8 4 5
VI 6.9 4.2 4 5

She watched the Saga from I-VI.

Her favorite characters are

1.Young Obi Wan
2. Han Solo
3. Luke Skywalker
4. Anakin when he turns to the dark side
5. R2-D2

Least favorite characters:

1. Shmi Skywalker
2. Chewie
3. Padme

Favorite scenes:

1. Obi Wan's speech after chopping Anakin's limbs
2. Anakin's confrontation with the younglings
3. Anakin is burning alive

She had never seen any of the movies before.
Needless to say, she didn't find anything to criticize about Vader's Nos, Obi Wan's scream, Blinking Ewok's and the like.

Did you watch it with anyone who had never seen them before, and what did they think of it?

So, what was her opinion of *Jar-Jar*???

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