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Old 01-21-2009, 11:51 PM   #41
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.
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Old 01-21-2009, 11:52 PM   #42
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Old 01-22-2009, 06:58 PM   #43
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

When chuck Norris pees he can weld titanium.

Chuck Norris bleeds lava.

Chuck Norris is behind you!

Chuck Norris can make diamonds into coal.
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Old 01-22-2009, 08:03 PM   #44
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In honor of Blu-ray.com, I made up some CNF's:

Chuck Norris's PS3 can bitstream DTS Master HD and Dolby True HD!

Chuck Norris's 1080p HDTV can display at a resolution of 2160p!

...sorry, that was lame, wasn't it.
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Old 01-22-2009, 08:23 PM   #45
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In honor of Blu-ray.com, I made up some CNF's:

Chuck Norris's PS3 can bitstream DTS Master HD and Dolby True HD!

Chuck Norris's 1080p HDTV can display at a resolution of 2160p!

...sorry, that was lame, wasn't it.
i enjoyed them , and i'll tack on one more


chuck norris doesn't need blu-ray to enjoy movies in HD. his eyes are so powerful they upconvert everything on their own

eh? eh?
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Old 01-22-2009, 08:24 PM   #46
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In honor of Blu-ray.com, I made up some CNF's:

Chuck Norris's PS3 can bitstream DTS Master HD and Dolby True HD!

Chuck Norris's 1080p HDTV can display at a resolution of 2160p!

...sorry, that was lame, wasn't it.
Wirelessly!
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Old 01-22-2009, 08:31 PM   #47
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i enjoyed them , and i'll tack on one more


chuck norris doesn't need blu-ray to enjoy movies in HD. his eyes are so powerful they upconvert everything on their own

eh? eh?
Ha! I was thinking of something like that! How about:

Chuck Norris doesn't need to double dip his standard DVD collection to Blu-rays. He just eats a standard DVD and instantly craps out a Blu-ray! Sometimes he even adds BD Live!
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Old 01-22-2009, 08:31 PM   #48
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Wirelessly!
Nice add on!
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Old 01-22-2009, 08:32 PM   #49
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Ha! I was thinking of something like that! How about:

Chuck Norris doesn't need to double dip his standard DVD collection to Blu-rays. He just eats a standard DVD and instantly craps out a Blu-ray! Sometimes he even adds BD Live!
good one

from here on out we should restrict this thread to only bluray chuck norris jokes....i'm sure that would last a while [sarcasm]
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Old 01-22-2009, 08:36 PM   #50
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good one

from here on out we should restrict this thread to only bluray chuck norris jokes....i'm sure that would last a while [sarcasm]
Agreed...GET TO WORK!
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Old 01-22-2009, 08:39 PM   #51
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chuck norris doesn't watch movies in high definition, he lives in high definition.

chuck norris doesn't watch bluray's the blurays watch him...... like this
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Old 01-22-2009, 08:42 PM   #52
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chuck norris doesn't watch movies in high definition, he lives in high definition.

chuck norris doesn't watch bluray's the blurays watch him...... like this
Your first one was... ...but your second one was classic! May be the first CNF to incorporate a smiley! Good Job!
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
OMG....I'm freaking crying with this one!!!
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Old 01-22-2009, 08:51 PM   #54
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I felt like creating a blu-ray.com only thread!

https://forum.blu-ray.com/showthread...66#post1535566
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Old 01-24-2009, 01:24 AM   #55
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1) God created earth in 7 days..........with the help of C. Norris, of course.
2) Big Bang theory is really Chuck Norris farting.
4) Once Chuck Norris got into blu-ray, hd-dvd quickly surrendered.
5) For us buy2get1 free, for Chuck Norris buy1get everything else for free.
6) Chuck Norris doesn't get pulled over for speeding, he gets pulled over for autographs.
7) today is a friday, for him it's ChuckNorris day.
8) Boogeyman is scared of Chuck Norris.
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Old 02-06-2009, 09:07 PM   #56
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Every now and then, Chuck Norris competes in a staring contest against the sun and wins every time. Hence, an eclipse.
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Chuck Norris can cut you in half with a string of his hair.
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If Jack Bauer was gay, he'd be played by Chuck Norris.
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LMAO! WAH WAH WHAT!
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You sir, must have a death wish
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