Steven Seagal: Lawman!!!! - Page 3 - Blu-ray Forum

Tinman7783 · 12-02-2009, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mahatma

lol.What would your reaction be getting confronted by him in real life as a cop?Think I would be laughing so hard they'd put me in a straightjacket.BTW:Is that scowl of his patented?

LMAO...I can't stop....

Offender_Mullet · 12-02-2009, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DMC86X

Thats my dilema too. I got TUF and Nip Tuck set to record at the same time. Lawman replays at 1:00 and 1:30. I have it set to record that time slot.

Oh good they're replaying it. I think it'll be better to watch this premium Grade A television show late at night anyway.

pEgLeG · 12-03-2009, 12:40 AM

To know that even a washed up action star, who's only remaining hope to remain in the limelight for a little while longer is to shamelessly parody himself, can attain an actual position of authority just for the sake of entertainment value warms my heart. And this is just a small taste of how much integrity our system has. It's this sort of thing that makes me proud to be an American.

Aerodude73 · 12-03-2009, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by pEgLeG

To know that even a washed up action star, who's only remaining hope to remain in the limelight for a little while longer is to shamelessly parody himself, can attain an actual position of authority just for the sake of entertainment value warms my heart. And this is just a small taste of how much integrity our system has. It's this sort of thing that makes me proud to be an American.

Lmao - Great post pEgLeG - I'm taping the 2 episodes locally at 2 & 2:30am & same next week, as I too tape or watch NIP/TUCK & some other show at 10pm on Wednesdays. Seems they have the Season Premiere episode then the 2nd one right after it. Same next week: 2 30-min. episodes back to back. This should be classic. Remember kids: Go to the bathroom BEFORE sitting down to watch this. Cuz' you ALL Know you might just Wet Yourself 3-5 times during each show!!

Secretagentnumber6 · 12-03-2009, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by pEgLeG

To know that even a washed up action star, who's only remaining hope to remain in the limelight for a little while longer is to shamelessly parody himself, can attain an actual position of authority just for the sake of entertainment value warms my heart. And this is just a small taste of how much integrity our system has. It's this sort of thing that makes me proud to be an American.

This is America Dude, know the rules.

pEgLeG · 12-03-2009, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Secretagentnumber6

This is America Dude, know the rules.

I think we should add "O'Doyle Rules!" to the end of the pledge of allegiance.

pEgLeG · 12-03-2009, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Aerodude73

Lmao - Great post pEgLeG - I'm taping the 2 episodes locally at 2 & 2:30am & same next week, as I too tape or watch NIP/TUCK & some other show at 10pm on Wednesdays. Seems they have the Season Premiere episode then the 2nd one right after it. Same next week: 2 30-min. episodes back to back. This should be classic. Remember kids: Go to the bathroom BEFORE sitting down to watch this. Cuz' you ALL Know you might just Wet Yourself 3-5 times during each show!!

I'm definitely going to be checking it out though. It should be off tha hook. But since he's a celebrity they should move him out to LA so he can bust the celebs that mess up. Imagine him busting people like Flava Flav or Whitney and Bobby

Offender_Mullet · 12-03-2009, 02:54 AM

OMG

What is with the Seagal Spidey-Sense thing they have going on? When he's in the squad car driving, he'll look over at someone, then this cheesy sound effect & graphic comes up, zooming in on whoever he notices, then it'll flash back to his face and he'll say something like: "I think they're drinking" This is CLASSIC!

Nick4Blu_81 · 12-03-2009, 03:34 AM

Steven Seagal is the man. I watched the show and enjoyed it. He is no Chuck Norris, but he can still kill you with one finger.

Blove23 · 12-03-2009, 03:40 AM

Was it me or was I drunk. Steven Seagal looked so out of shape. He was chasing people and breathing hard at the same time. All he wanted to do was taser someone.

One thing I would not do is try to fight him one on one, but this show is pure comedy...

Yautja · 12-03-2009, 03:56 AM

This guy wen't down hill so much that I can't be bothered watching any of he's films anymore

pEgLeG · 12-03-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SSLAYERR

This guy wen't down hill so much that I can't be bothered watching any of he's films anymore

Well then I guess it's lucky for you that this is just a television show

Secretagentnumber6 · 12-03-2009, 03:48 PM

I thought it was an ok show. He really needs to stop mentioning his martial arts training, we all know you are an expert, we do not need to be reminded of it 5 times per episode.

SapGoblin · 12-03-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Offender_Mullet

OMG

What is with the Seagal Spidey-Sense thing they have going on? When he's in the squad car driving, he'll look over at someone, then this cheesy sound effect & graphic comes up, zooming in on whoever he notices, then it'll flash back to his face and he'll say something like: "I think they're drinking" This is CLASSIC!

Haha- I thought it was more like Predator-vision without the heat readings!!!

GENIUS!!!

pEgLeG · 12-03-2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Secretagentnumber6

I thought it was an ok show. He really needs to stop mentioning his martial arts training, we all know you are an expert, we do not need to be reminded of it 5 times per episode.

Dude, be a little more respectful. He does that for people with short-term memory problems. Sure it may be a little annoying for you, but imagine for just a moment how helpful it is for those not fortunate enough to have a fully functional memory center.

Secretagentnumber6 · 12-03-2009, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by pEgLeG

Dude, be a little more respectful. He does that for people with short-term memory problems. Sure it may be a little annoying for you, but imagine for just a moment how helpful it is for those not fortunate enough to have a fully functional memory center.

Hi I'm Tom.
(10 Seconds)
Hi I'm Tom.
(10 Seconds)
Hi I'm Tom.

pEgLeG · 12-03-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Secretagentnumber6

Hi I'm Tom.
(10 Seconds)
Hi I'm Tom.
(10 Seconds)
Hi I'm Tom.

Great to meet you, Tom; my name is John, what's yours?

Psychonaut · 12-03-2009, 04:22 PM

I thought the show was entertaining enough to keep watching. Yes, I would love to see him own some drunk that tried to take him on but for now I'll take "The Eyes Of Seagal" effect and watching him flip some 80 lb. student around to prove points.

Blove23 · 12-03-2009, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Secretagentnumber6

I thought it was an ok show. He really needs to stop mentioning his martial arts training, we all know you are an expert, we do not need to be reminded of it 5 times per episode.

That's Steven Seagal and that is what makes it so funny. What an Ego that guy has LMAO....

Jellybeans · 12-03-2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by GORT

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Nice, lol

12-03-2009, 02:54 AM	#48
Offender_Mullet Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Nov 2008 Location:Illinois Blu-ray collection:6 Blu-ray reviews:4 Trading Score:10	Best T.V. Show EVAR. OMG What is with the Seagal Spidey-Sense thing they have going on? When he's in the squad car driving, he'll look over at someone, then this cheesy sound effect & graphic comes up, zooming in on whoever he notices, then it'll flash back to his face and he'll say something like: "I think they're drinking" This is CLASSIC!

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12-03-2009, 12:40 AM	#43
pEgLeG Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Oct 2008 Location:Uranus Home Theater Gallery:1 4K collection:100 Blu-ray collection:795 DVD collection:46 iTunes collection:9 Trading Score:2	To know that even a washed up action star, who's only remaining hope to remain in the limelight for a little while longer is to shamelessly parody himself, can attain an actual position of authority just for the sake of entertainment value warms my heart. And this is just a small taste of how much integrity our system has. It's this sort of thing that makes me proud to be an American.

12-03-2009, 03:34 AM	#49
Nick4Blu_81 Special Member Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Salem, Oregon Blu-ray collection:585 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:15	Steven Seagal is the man. I watched the show and enjoyed it. He is no Chuck Norris, but he can still kill you with one finger.

12-03-2009, 03:40 AM	#50
Blove23 Senior Member Member since:Nov 2008 Location:Pittsburgh Blu-ray collection:67 Blu-ray reviews:1	Was it me or was I drunk. Steven Seagal looked so out of shape. He was chasing people and breathing hard at the same time. All he wanted to do was taser someone. One thing I would not do is try to fight him one on one, but this show is pure comedy...

12-03-2009, 03:56 AM	#51
Yautja Power Member Top ranked HT gallery Member since:Jan 2008 Location:AUSTRALIA Home Theater Gallery:29 Trading Score:6	This guy wen't down hill so much that I can't be bothered watching any of he's films anymore

12-03-2009, 03:48 PM	#53
Secretagentnumber6 Blu-ray Guru Member since:Mar 2008 Location:St Louis Area Home Theater Gallery:15 Blu-ray collection:212 Trading Score:4	I thought it was an ok show. He really needs to stop mentioning his martial arts training, we all know you are an expert, we do not need to be reminded of it 5 times per episode.

12-03-2009, 04:22 PM	#58
Psychonaut Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Apr 2008 Location:Second left after Wal-Mart Blu-ray collection:111	I thought the show was entertaining enough to keep watching. Yes, I would love to see him own some drunk that tried to take him on but for now I'll take "The Eyes Of Seagal" effect and watching him flip some 80 lb. student around to prove points.

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