Noah 3D Blu-ray (2014) [Region Free]

[thestrangestick]

Man, this is one of the few (of many) titles I've bought lately out of pandemic boredom that I regret buying.

Yes, the 3D is really good. So good it got me unreasonably excited for the movie. Which was a mistake.

This movie is such a massive turkey it probably gets edgy in november. I'm actually stunned that it got 70% on RT from critics, did they just not want to upset christians? I mean, I think this movie is offensive to christians anyway because it makes an interesting part of the bible into a melodrama about a strange murderous man on a boat. The first 30 minutes were interminable viewing and still potentially the worst offense is that the director decided to remove the animals from the story once they had shuffled onto the... giant wooden shipping container? Every detail about this movie is so laboured and utterly bizarre.

I found it to be such a mind numbingly boring film that it actually made me upset the 3D is so good, because there's hundreds of better movies out there with weak 3D conversions.

Proof there is no god imo