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[Ron_Burgundy]

Brian Fantana: I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.

Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.

Brian : No, she gets a special cologne...It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries...Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.

Brian : Oh yeah.

Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent...It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

Brian : Yep.

Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

Brian : They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.

Brian : Well...Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.