Funniest Movie Quotes

[blu-backer]

"Willie Mays Hayes, run like Mays, hit like Hayes."
"You may run like Mays, but you hit like $hit."

[Riff Magnum]

This is another movie where pretty much every line from every charachter becomes quotable after the 5th or 6th viewing, but anything by Walter Soapcheck (sp? John Goodmans charachter) is pure gold.

"You wanna toe? I can get you a toe, with nail polish?
"Shomer f**king Shabas."
"I'm perfectly calm dude."
"This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the *ss."
"Mark it zero!"

[Blu-ray Fanatic]

I'll buy that for a dollar!!!

[Blu-ray Fanatic]

I'm just a eating, drinking, fu**ing Santa Clause!

Prove It.

[Blu-ray Fanatic]

I'm on my fu**ing lunch break!!!!!

[MPDIEHL]

If you can dodge a wrench then you can dodge a ball....

‘It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.’

I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.
Walt Disney

[Goose]

From Tombstone;

Doc Holliday to Johnny Ringo: "I'm your Huckleberry"

From True Grit:

Lucky Ned Pepper to Rooster Cogburn: "That's pretty big talk for a one eyed fat man"

From Kindergarten Cop;

"I'm a cop you idiot"


I guess you had to be there.

[BigLuvJason]

Originally Posted by blu-backer

"Willie Mays Hayes, run like Mays, hit like Hayes."
"You may run like Mays, but you hit like $hit."

oh sorry.....HA

[crackinhedz]

[Loc Dog fills out a job application]

“I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed, and all types of ill sh*t.”