Vampires Suck (Twilight Spoof) Review Thread - Page 3 - Blu-ray Forum

Blu Titan · 08-19-2010, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DetroitSportsFan

I wonder when Armond White will give it the first (and maybe only) fresh rating.

No doubt. Armond never disappoints

. I just checked on Armond and he gave Jonah Hex a "fresh" rating, while Inception and Toy Story 3 got a "spoiled" rating from Mr. White. Good call Detriot, Armond is sure to give Vampires Suck a Great review!!!

J. J. Hunsecker · 08-19-2010, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by detroitsportsfan

enough with the parodies that aren't funny.

Amen!

Foggy · 08-19-2010, 05:54 PM

I'm asking permission to give this one star now so I don't have to watch it to give it one star?

ArmyOfDarknessAW · 08-19-2010, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Foggy

I'm asking permission to give this one star now so I don't have to watch it to give it one star?

Yeah no kidding. I know i don't need to see this to know its bad.

Foggy · 08-19-2010, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ArmyOfDarknessAW

Yeah no kidding. I know i don't need to see this to know its bad.

Disaster Movie was a mistake, I watched it because I saw a good friend for the first time in a year, and I went and saw it with all his friends, I was the youngest there and they were all loving it, and I sat there hate filled, and I lived though it with enough energy to rant to the cinema stand asking for my money back, because "you go to a restaurant and get given a plate of s**t, you're gonna want your money back" and I left still money less, NOT THIS TIME.

F**k these guys, F**K THESE GUYS, F**K THESE GUYS!!!!

I don't care, I'm giving it one star, I don't care about my rules of my rating thread, this movie deserves to be down at the bottom, and rules deserve to be broken if it's in the benefit of the people I'm out there to protect

F**K THESE GUYS!!!

EDIT: Done it, and I don't even feel dirty, I tell you who should feel dirty, the people who ignore this warning and think I'm a crazy coot, I'm not the crazy ones they are

Jezza · 08-19-2010, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Foggy

Disaster Movie was a mistake, I watched it because I saw a good friend for the first time in a year, and I went and saw it with all his friends, I was the youngest there and they were all loving it, and I sat there hate filled, and I lived though it with enough energy to rant to the cinema stand asking for my money back, because "you go to a restaurant and get given a plate of s**t, you're gonna want your money back" and I left still money less, NOT THIS TIME.

F**k these guys, F**K THESE GUYS, F**K THESE GUYS!!!!

I don't care, I'm giving it one star, I don't care about my rules of my rating thread, this movie deserves to be down at the bottom, and rules deserve to be broken if it's in the benefit of the people I'm out there to protect

F**K THESE GUYS!!!

EDIT: Done it, and I don't even feel dirty, I tell you who should feel dirty, the people who ignore this warning and think I'm a crazy coot, I'm not the crazy ones they are

I take it you don't want ot see the film then?

Blu Titan · 08-19-2010, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Blu Titan

Vampires Suck is setting review records

, 0% fresh after 18 reviews @ rotten tomatoes

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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/vampires_suck/

0/22 at this point. Can it keep it going?

Foggy · 08-19-2010, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Clone Trooper

I take it you don't want ot see the film then?

Actually, I have a raw intrest in movies that are bad, mainly because in my blog reviews I only ever rarely go and watch movies I want to watch, so they get good reviews, I've only given one film the lowest score in the year and a few month I've been doing (it was Surrogates) so I've been really needing to watch a film I can tear into pieces.

Marcus Wright · 08-19-2010, 06:20 PM

"Vampires suck" sucks.

DetroitSportsFan · 08-19-2010, 09:08 PM

This opened #1 yesterday with $4 million.

Foggy · 08-19-2010, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DetroitSportsFan

This opened #1 yesterday with $4 million.

Hopefully, the only way is downwards from now on.

P@t_Mtl · 08-19-2010, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DetroitSportsFan

This opened #1 yesterday with $4 million.

So it as already made it's budget back

Blu Titan · 08-19-2010, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by P@t_Mtl

So it as already made it's budget back

Pretty much. Thus, expect more of the same from the same two guys

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blufellas · 08-19-2010, 09:57 PM

won't watch this even for free!

OrlandoEastwood · 08-19-2010, 10:34 PM

Wow, people chose to watch this over Marmaduke. Shocking.

P@t_Mtl · 08-19-2010, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by OrlandoEastwood

Wow, people chose to watch this over Marmaduke. Shocking.

I went with the third option....

neither of them

SquidPuppet · 08-19-2010, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by P@t_Mtl

How can you make a spoof movie out of something that was already a spoof?

Mike53421 · 08-20-2010, 06:42 PM

Michael Ordoña
Los Angeles Times

Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality.

Apparently there's a second fresh review that I can't seem to locate on Rotten Tomatoes...

Foggy · 08-21-2010, 03:44 PM

Currently at 3% on RT, with one good review against 36 bad ones.

It's currently got $6,363,902, with a budget of $20,000,000 (I find that hard to believe, they must of onely used about 5 mill and used the rest to get stoned and on hookers)

KilloWertz · 08-21-2010, 11:58 PM

I honestly can say I think this is the worst reviewed movie I have ever seen on here. 6 One star reviews out of 8. I think I will save myself the agony.

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Two Stars	1	4.17%
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08-19-2010, 05:54 PM	#43
Foggy Blu-ray Grand Duke Top contributor Member since:Dec 2008 Location:UK 4K collection:30 Blu-ray collection:3600 DVD collection:47	I'm asking permission to give this one star now so I don't have to watch it to give it one star?

08-19-2010, 06:20 PM	#49
Marcus Wright Blu-ray Samurai Member since:May 2010 Location:Toronto, Canada Home Theater Gallery:17 Blu-ray collection:143 Blu-ray reviews:13 Trading Score:23	"Vampires suck" sucks.

08-19-2010, 09:08 PM	#50
DetroitSportsFan Hot Deals Moderator Top contributor Member since:Aug 2007 Location:Michigan 4K collection:439 Blu-ray collection:2226 Trading Score:93	This opened #1 yesterday with $4 million.

08-19-2010, 09:57 PM	#54
blufellas Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Jul 2010 Location:W. Palmdale, CA/ Argentina Home Theater Gallery:8 4K collection:312 Blu-ray collection:4095 DVD collection:49	won't watch this even for free!

08-19-2010, 10:34 PM	#55
OrlandoEastwood Blu-ray Champion Top contributor Member since:Jun 2008 Location:R-Point Blu-ray reviews:86 Trading Score:24	Wow, people chose to watch this over Marmaduke. Shocking.

08-20-2010, 06:42 PM	#58
Mike53421 Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Mississauga, ON Blu-ray collection:40	Michael Ordoña Los Angeles Times Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality. Apparently there's a second fresh review that I can't seem to locate on Rotten Tomatoes...

08-21-2010, 03:44 PM	#59
Foggy Blu-ray Grand Duke Top contributor Member since:Dec 2008 Location:UK 4K collection:30 Blu-ray collection:3600 DVD collection:47	Currently at 3% on RT, with one good review against 36 bad ones. It's currently got $6,363,902, with a budget of $20,000,000 (I find that hard to believe, they must of onely used about 5 mill and used the rest to get stoned and on hookers)

08-21-2010, 11:58 PM	#60
KilloWertz Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Dec 2008 Location:Columbiana, OH 4K collection:61 Blu-ray collection:1042 DVD collection:65 Blu-ray reviews:3 Trading Score:82	I honestly can say I think this is the worst reviewed movie I have ever seen on here. 6 One star reviews out of 8. I think I will save myself the agony.

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