i got frisked by a chic cop today

[Marquoz]

I learned my lesson a few years ago, got stopped by the cops while I was walking with my (now ex) wife down the street. We had been arguing, and a cop "thought I was going to hit her". He then asked us what was going on, and I mouth off with "No offense, but none of your business". Next thing I know, being carted off to jail! Spent a couple hours in there, and was released on bail, went to court a couple months later and were given papers asking us not to sue them and dropped the charges and expunged the arrest record.

Lesson learned! I use yes sir (ma'am) and am very polite now! It's gotten me out of a few things!