What Would You Do In A Zombie Invasion?

[Gamma_Winstead]

Oh I have many zombie plans! 48 to be exact! 47 involve me using you as bait for the zombies so they eat on your tasty flesh and not mine! the last is that I willingly infect myself so I can kill you!


(I forgot the actual quote.)

[bone crusher]

Funny...me and a buddy have jokingly talked about this before.

First off we'd have a heavily armored Hummer H1 style vehicle with a mini-gun mounted on a turret and a LOT of ammo. Next we'd be wearing the bite proof style jackets etc that the shark divers wear, thick leather gloves. We'd also need some other guns incase we have to get out of the vehicle. I'd opt for thw Saw M249 with the 200 round ammo box attachment, with extra ammo of course. Other weapons would be a Barrett M82A1 incase we need to take some heavily armoured super zombies etc. Would also take a H&K G36C, Spas 12 shotty, and H&K Mark 23 handgun.

Lots of canned food woudl also be a must as we would not know how long the zombie war might be going.

I'd also need an MP3 player and headphones to listen to the song "let the Bodies hit the Floor" by the Drowning Pool while I light up a field of zombies with my M249. yeah!

[BLUNT]

Originally Posted by fighthefutureofhd

have sex.

What makes you think you'll have any better luck just beacuse there are zombies around?

[Uxi]

Gather my guns (rifles, pistols, shotguns) from my safe, put on my Interceptor armor and some catcher/goalie pads for the arms, shins, etc ensure my MRE and water supply are good and fortify my house.

[SkullPhyre]

Get all my guns and ammo load up the van, then head to my gun shop. I got enough stuff and food in there to last awhile. Not to mention alot more guns and ammo

[Blu Kreme]

Originally Posted by SkullPhyre

Get all my guns and ammo load up the van, then head to my gun shop. I got enough stuff and food in there to last awhile. Not to mention alot more guns and ammo

Remember what happened to the gun store owner in Dawn of the Dead?

[Josh]

Originally Posted by wormraper

walk faster than 3 miles/hr

I guess that is why I could never get into zombie films.

[JasonR]

Get Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick some zombie butt!!!

[Chocolatejas]

it's not about their speed. It is about the numbers.

[SkullPhyre]

Originally Posted by Blu Kreme

Remember what happened to the gun store owner in Dawn of the Dead?

There is only one way in or out.

[Blu Kreme]

Originally Posted by SkullPhyre

There is only one way in or out.

In your store? There should be two entrances/exits by law for safety reasons. But hey, what do I know? Lol.

[Josh]

Originally Posted by Chocolatejas

it's not about their speed. It is about the numbers.

It would be like catching butterflies. Get a huge net and drop them in an active volcano or something. Easy target.

[SkullPhyre]

Originally Posted by Blu Kreme

In your store? There should be two entrances/exits by law for safety reasons. But hey, what do I know? Lol.

well their is 3 but their is one main entrance. sorry.

[fighthefutureofhd]

Originally Posted by BLUNT

What makes you think you'll have any better luck just beacuse there are zombies around?

people are more desperate when zombies/the end of the word is coming. besides, there's no way one would survive a zombie attack so you might as well have sex. plus having sex speeds up the chances of getting killed. don't want to prolong the inevitable.

[KingRadicalPhil]

Hey my ideas the best one get to a gas station fill my truck with as much beer as possible and go to an army base were theres a minigun with a whole crap loads of bullets and drink and shoot hahaha I don;t need to be sober shooting a minigun

Alternate idea steal Metal Gear Rex and walk on them hahahahaha

[Mikeblu]

see its not fair, americans have a way better chance of surviving a zombie invasion, they have guns!!!

yet then again I'm pretty damn good with a sword, I'm sure i could decapitate a few

[Red Maelstrom]

from what i gather about zombies, they have a reasononing level of 0. So, all you would have to do is go to a hotel and break the first three steps of all the stairways and cut the power to the elevators (climbing is a solution to the problem and zombies cannot think that deeply). Similarly, you could go behind sight-blocking walls/fences and be completely safe as, again, zombies cannot think much beyond "See-It -> Chase-It".

[Anthony P]

it's not about their speed. It is about the numbers.

and the fact that they are dead so no physical limits. A person can outrun a chasing zomby for some distance but sooner or later he would get tire and slow down. You can't go 24/7, eventually you need to take a breather, eat, sleep.


As for me, depends on the scenario
1) world is doomed and I am by myself: end my life, it is just not worth it, sooner rather then later I would be doomed anyways, why torture myself for a few more months or days or hours and end up a zombie?
2) early on, just a few of them: get a medium sized gang of survivors together, get some vehicles (busses or stuff) try and drive somewhere southward (warmer climate), avoiding big cities filling up and getting supplies (including seeds) during the day when easy and driving 24/7. Then eventually trying to find some small island far enough from land so that the area is defensible. Once "home island" is reached, create a compound that will have a separate enclosure for the ill (if it is a small satellite island all the better) just in case they are becoming zombies, I would also have towers at all the extremities for look outs.

I would not go to Alaska (how do you know that cold will be enough, what happens when supplies run out), I would not stay in a city, I would not go somewhere where I would be locked in and trapped if something goes wrong.

[jj5206]

i would go to k-mart....why? Well if it's anything like it is in Dawn of the Dead and the zombies go to wherever they went the most when they were alive, i think i would be pretty safe at k-mart. I would just kill about 10 zombies and be done

[Rob71]

Originally Posted by Red Maelstrom

from what i gather about zombies, they have a reasononing level of 0. So, all you would have to do is go to a hotel and break the first three steps of all the stairways and cut the power to the elevators (climbing is a solution to the problem and zombies cannot think that deeply). Similarly, you could go behind sight-blocking walls/fences and be completely safe as, again, zombies cannot think much beyond "See-It -> Chase-It".

What about Bub(Day Of The Dead) and Big Daddy(Land Of The Dead)?