Amazon Online purchase help and advice!

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Originally Posted by Driver_King

If you decide to buy speakers online, make sure you know the shipping (maybe taxes) and make sure they're the right ones. Make sure your credit/debit card or whatever you use has enough funds. You should make sure you have a good, secure internet connection, and make sure your internet bills and power bills are paid up. You should also make sure you don't have any spyware or viruses on your computer (AVG 8.0 Free Edition) and make sure you're nice and updated (Microsoft Update) and you've got Windows XP SP3 or Windows Vista SP1. Make sure you're not dehydrated and make sure you're in a good posture and lower your keyboard to help prevent carpotunnel syndrome. You can make a trip to the doctor and/or dentist to make sure there are no problems that could interfere with your online purchasing. Make sure your eyesight is good to correctly complete your order. Make sure you don't have any hazards like your stove, microwave, toaster, iron, coffee maker, ect. left on. Make sure there are no shorts in your power plugs. Check your weather and think about investing in a good UPS or surge protector for your equipment. You should make sure there are no water leaks that may interfere with your online order either. I think I've covered a few basics for online ordering. If you need any more advice, feel free to PM me or go ahead on posting.

i've had a rough day, and this is hilarious. thanks for the laugh!