Michael Bay to produce "The Birds" remake...

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The Birds, starring Dwayne THE F-ING ROCK Johnson.

And instead of actual birds, the birds are war helicopters with BIG ASS GUNS!!

In seriousness; it's a remake, it's by Platinum Dunes so it will probably suck, and if it does it will be as easily forgotten as that atrocious Psycho remake. Psycho is Hitchcock's best film in my opinion, and they already remade that one. The worst has passed. Psycho 1960 is still hailed as a classic whereas the remake has been forgotten, brought up only in conversations like this one where people say "hey, you remember that crappy, pointless Psycho remake with Vince Vaughn and what's her face? That sucked."