Nomads (1986) - August 18, 2015

[Todd Tomorrow]

I only watched this for the first time recently and it truly is a stinker. When you read the synopsis it almost sounds like it could be interesting with an original mythology. Unfortunately nothing about it works, from the incessant Ted Nugent heavy metal noodling on the soundtrack, to the unnecessary thought transference flashback structure, to the supernatural threat which turns out to be a bunch of mystical New Wave hipsters, to Lesley-Anne Down's horrible hairstyle. She looks like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards. The only reason Brosnan got film offers after this wretched film is because nobody saw it or his awful performance. And it's never remotely scary.