jurrassic park 4 first look gets poor reaction

[stow123]

sorry then ive deleted it i think youre all miserable though and a bit strange apart from a few who had friendly comments.Thanks

[SBrooks1]

This thread is missing the funny.....

[DetroitSportsFan]

[stow123]

THE LINK SHOULD BE THERE

[DetroitSportsFan]

Originally Posted by stow123

THE LINK SHOULD BE THERE

Yeah, it's there.

It's just not funny or informative.

[sfmarine]

Safe to say a direct-to-blu-ray release?

[nerdboyrockstar]

Ban.

[Brandon]

[DavePS3]

I like the pic! I got a chuckle out of it.

[Giyomu]

damn, I was gettin excited before I checked the link...

[stow123]

Originally Posted by DetroitSportsFan

Yeah, it's there.

It's just not funny or informative.

i bet christmas is gonna be fun at your house

[xander]

A lame joke and the wrong forum? Nice work.

[kevin2323]

epic fail on trying to be funny

[stow123]

youre all miserable

[stockstar1138]

congress needs to pass a law.

Its called the Rotten Tomato law.

Here it is.

Section 1: If a movie is released and receives a rating of over 80% it is entitled to a sequel if two of the following: producer, director and writer allow a sequel to be made. Another person cannot just come in, gobble up the rights and produce a sequel.

Section 2: If a movie receives a score of less than 80% on Rotten Tomatoes a sequel is illegal to make, unless there is a petition from at least 5% of the residents of 30 out of the 50 states for a sequel to be made.

Section 3: If a sequel of a movie is allowed to be made, the sequel most be within 15% of the original for a 3rd installment to be allowed AND have a Rotten Tomatoes score of better than 70%.

Section 4: If a trilogy of movies wants to continue the story with a 4th installment, the average score of all 3 movies must be above 83% otherwise a 4th installment will not be allowed, also all installments within in the trilogy must be above 70% AND be within 15% of the original movie.

Section 5: In the case that a studio wants to remake a classic, the remake must go through pre-screening approval by apointment of renowned movie critics before making it to the big screen. If more than 50% of the critics thinks that this movie does not live up to the classic, the remake is discarded to the dumpster. Also if more than 20% of the critics believe that this movie does harm to the original, the movie is discarded.

Section 6: CGI is banned from all classic remakes. Period.

Section 7: A movie based off of a video game must be based off a video game that received at least a 90% or higher on Metacritic. Uwe Boll is not allowed to produce, write, direct or even serve food at the buffet on any of these movies.

[benricci]

Originally Posted by stow123

youre all miserable

Perhaps, but at least we know how to use apostrophes.

[YouSmellLikeBeans]

LOL, I laughed.

[DC_Street]

Originally Posted by nerdboyrockstar

Ban.

+1

[Brandon]

Originally Posted by YouSmellLikeBeans

LOL, I laughed.

That's a bit redundant.

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by stow123

youre all miserable

No sh!t. It gave me a little smile. Why all the hate when someone is trying to brighten up the day with a laugh?