Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - SPOILER THREAD

[Himmel]

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[Creed]

Originally Posted by jayman3

I present to you the funniest and stupidest joke in Infinity War:

Starlord: "I'm only going to ask you once, where is Gamora?"
Tony Stark: "I'll do you one better, who is Gamora?"
Drax: "I'll do you one better, why is Gamora?"

I laughed way too hard at that joke.

[Geoff D]

Originally Posted by jayman3

I present to you the funniest and stupidest joke in Infinity War:

Starlord: "I'm only going to ask you once, where is Gamora?"
Tony Stark: "I'll do you one better, who is Gamora?"
Drax: "I'll do you one better, why is Gamora?"

Invisible Drax was funnier

[Creed]

Originally Posted by Geoff D

Invisible Drax was funnier

Love the Gamora joke, but I also lost it there as well.

[jayman3]

Originally Posted by Geoff D

Invisible Drax was funnier

Invisible Drax started funny but dragged on too long and became cringeworthy. Only for Mantis' "hi Drax!" to get a laugh out of me.

[Stray Cat 13]

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[BlueberryWaffles]

Originally Posted by Darkstream

And for the longest time, I always thought that what we saw there in the first
So anyway, how did Eitri the giant-dwarf create the one for Thanos, when there was already a right-hand version of it? Did he create that one as a model for Odin, but it never truly worked? Seems like there is a backstory that needs to be told.

That link led to the explanation that Odin got a fake so that the Asgardians wouldn't worry about it.

Really, Odin wouldn't have had to gotten the fake Gauntlet from Eitri. It probably is completely non-functional, so anyone could have made it.

Now, I don't remember the dialogue exactly, but did Eitri specify when he made the real Gauntlet for Thanos? It's might be possible that the original was made long ago, after which Odin made his fake to calm down Asgard. Then the AoU scene would just be whenever the Stones are right where Thanos wants them, so he starts his quest.

Oof, MCU inconsistencies are a headache. I blame everything on Strange screwing with the timeline.

[Geoff D]

Originally Posted by jayman3

See, I don't know if he said "head" or "hand."

It'd make sense to say hand as he would have lost a limb and unable to snap his fingers. But then saying head works too as Thanos would surely have been killed.

Him saying "head" works just fine in the scene but given the context, that he then literally snaps his fingers to wink out half of all life in existence, I reckon "hand" is what he said. Sounded like it to me.

Originally Posted by jayman3

Invisible Drax started funny but dragged on too long and became cringeworthy. Only for Mantis' "hi Drax!" to get a laugh out of me.

But that was kinda the point, it became a Family Guy skit that seems to outlive any comedic usefulness...only to become even funnier by the end of it. I was wiping away tears I was laughing so much.

[Britbuffguy]

Originally Posted by jayman3

I present to you the funniest and stupidest joke in Infinity War:

Starlord: "I'm only going to ask you once, where is Gamora?"
Tony Stark: "I'll do you one better, who is Gamora?"
Drax: "I'll do you one better, why is Gamora?"

This happened when I had to run to the bathroom. Grrr.


Speaking of, IS there a good spot to take a leak if it hits me again tonight? I'm thinking the Young Gamora scene maybe?

[Creed]

Originally Posted by Britbuffguy

This happened when I had to run to the bathroom. Grrr.


Speaking of, IS there a good spot to take a leak if it hits me again tonight? I'm thinking the Young Gamora scene maybe?

I guess the Knowhere scene.

[MAUL xx]

Originally Posted by Geoff D

Invisible Drax was funnier

No way. Higher level of stupid but Knowhere near as funny.

I'm curious to see how this plays out as bringing all the ashed characters back with the gauntlet should be at a high cost.
I really enjoyed this film.

Where was Thanos at the very end of the movie? Some are saying he is inside the soul stone. Was he even wearing the gauntlet in the last scene? I don't think he was but I could be mistaken. I've only seen it once but I will be seeing it again.

[Britbuffguy]

If this was already shared, I am sorry....but its hilarious.

[Darkstream]

Originally Posted by BlueberryWaffles

That link led to the explanation that Odin got a fake so that the Asgardians wouldn't worry about it.

Really, Odin wouldn't have had to gotten the fake Gauntlet from Eitri. It probably is completely non-functional, so anyone could have made it.

That makes no sense though, because the real gauntlet hadn't even been invented yet, so how would anyone know what it should look like? Why would you have a fake of something that no one knows anything about? I mean, if there was some sort of legend or prophecy about a gauntlet containing all the stones existed, and it was described or illustrated to look exactly the same, I suppose one can say Odin had it made as a ruse to fool everyone. But still, the fact Thanos had Eitri make one that looked just like Odin's fake, except for the opposite hand, and it is the real one, is just a little hard to believe without a bit of backstory.

Now, I don't remember the dialogue exactly, but did Eitri specify when he made the real Gauntlet for Thanos? It's might be possible that the original was made long ago, after which Odin made his fake to calm down Asgard. Then the AoU scene would just be whenever the Stones are right where Thanos wants them, so he starts his quest.

It seemed to me that Thanos getting the gauntlet from Eitri had to be somewhat recently -- at least well after Odin already had his fake -- because Eitri said Thanos killed all the other dwarves in Nidavellir, and l would think someone in the universe would had to have heard that happened already if there had been some extended span of time since the event, especially considering Thanos is walking around with a doomsday device that could end reality and everything in the universe.

Besides, if Thanos had the gauntlet for a long period of time, why would he have waited so long to go after the stones?

Oof, MCU inconsistencies are a headache. I blame everything on Strange screwing with the timeline.

We'll at least people are starting to recognize the X-Men Universe isn't alone when it comes to inconsistencies and continuity errors.

[MAUL xx]

Originally Posted by Britbuffguy

If this was already shared, I am sorry....but its hilarious.

Not for me. It's sad that I've all but gave up on WB at this point. I would have loved a better JL movie but I'm happy I have MOS & BvS. Maybe IW will wake WB up but doubtful. It was Thano's movie & there were high stakes. I loved that.

[Britbuffguy]

Originally Posted by MAUL xx

No way. Higher level of stupid but Knowhere near as funny.

I'm curious to see how this plays out as bringing all the ashed characters back with the gauntlet should be at a high cost.
I really enjoyed this film.

Where was Thanos at the very end of the movie? Some are saying he is inside the soul stone. Was he even wearing the gauntlet in the last scene? I don't think he was but I could be mistaken. I've only seen it once but I will be seeing it again.

I thought he did, but it was all destroyed. I'll know soon enough, seeing it again in 3 hours.

[Darkstream]

Looking back, I guess the best time to assume Thanos got the gauntlet from Eitri would have to be around the events of Age of Ultron, because this scene is the bonus scene from that movie.




Of course, not every mid or post credit bonus scene is, or needs to be, in sequence with the continuity of each film, so that "I'll do it myself " scene could have happened at any point in time, but I think it's likely to have happened during or immediately after the events of movie that featured it.

[jayman3]

Originally Posted by Britbuffguy

This happened when I had to run to the bathroom. Grrr.


Speaking of, IS there a good spot to take a leak if it hits me again tonight? I'm thinking the Young Gamora scene maybe?

Wanda and Vision. That was the only real moment the film decided to take a breather.

[yeslek]

Originally Posted by Groot

Killmonger is probably my least favorite of all the "Phase 3 Villains" because his motivations and plan were ...pointless. You know where your family came from, you could have went back years ago, none of your other training was necessary to be King.... he's just a pissed off, troubled youth in a grown man's body.

Admittedly I've only seen it once but all I came away with is I want to hang out with Shuri cause she's the Disney Princess we all deserve.

But that country wasn’t his home and he was fuelled by anger....looked at it through that, Killmonger wasn’t a brilliant and complex villian. He was not wrong in his belief, just how he was going’s about it and ultimately what his end goal warped into

[InuYashaCrusade]

Originally Posted by MAUL xx

Not for me. It's sad that I've all but gave up on WB at this point. I would have loved a better JL movie but I'm happy I have MOS & BvS. Maybe IW will wake WB up but doubtful. It was Thano's movie & there were high stakes. I loved that.

I think WB is going to try and bring DC back from the grave. They are hiring better directors and probably going to try and take more worthwhile chances. It remains to be seen if they can pull DC back up and have the audience give them a second chance or not though.

I tried with the DC films but man did they suck. I enjoyed BvS but hated everything else, Wonder Woman included. I like WW because of Gal Gadot but that's about it, wasn't digging the movie itself.

[Worship.my.wreck]

Just got back from my second viewing. It was just as awesome
Can’t wait for the Blu ray.