Who's your Michael Cera?

[shuah]

Jim Carrey.
His idea of funny is making faces and funny voices.
That's what I do to babies to make them laugh.
Not real people with developed brains and the right number of bones.
Jim Carrey's form of humor is condescending and awful. The only movie he's good in is Cable Guy, because it seems like he's playing himself - an annoying, overgrown class clown that watches too much t.v. and can't relate to anything that he didn't derive from something he's already seen.

Andy Samberg and the whole Lonely Island bunch are annoying to listen to and look at. It's like their comedy was designed for collegehumor.com or bustedtees.com shirts. It's awful.

I don't think I need mention Dane Cook.

I think Conan O'Brien has finally lost his nostalgic charm for me and I'm finally realizing what an unfunny turd he is.

Michael Meyers isn't and was never funny. He's like Jim Carrey part II. If it wasn't for Dana Carvey, he would have never done anything worthwhile. I really hate him in "So I Married An Axe Murderer".

Everybody on Reno 911 needs to dip their toes in a meat grinder.

Eddy Murphy was never funny.

I also kind of hate Michael Cera. So, Michael Cera is probably my Michael Cera.

But, then again, I have such a strong distaste for all of the others that I'll have to lump them together.