Report from Blu House

[theknub]

Originally Posted by radagast

The following is a transcript from a conversation from Blu House on the campus of Faber College. This is just after the news of Paramount selling out to hd-dvd. Everyone is down fearing the same for WB when Bluto walks in:

(with apologies to Animal House)


Where's the spirit?
Where's the guts?

This could be the greatest night
of our lives...

but you're gonna let it be the worst.

"We're afraid to go with you, Bluto.
We might get in trouble."

(Shouting) Just kiss my ass from now on.

Not me! l won't take this!
Toshiba is a dead man!
-Paramount: dead! Microsoft--


-Dead.
Bluto's right.
Psychotic...
but absolutely right.

We got to take these bastards.

We could fight them
with conventional weapons.

That could take years...
cost millions of lives.

In this case...
I think we have to go all out.

I think this situation absolutely requires...
We go out and buy a bunch of Blu movies
on Blu buy-a-thon day!!!

We're just the guys to do it.