Last Comic Standing 2010

[Lincoln6Echo]

I loved the "mooley" guy from the Bronx, Mike DeStefano. (It's alright...I'm Italian too.) Loved his joke about being confronted by a gang of thugs.

He said, "So I bumped into one of these guys and he said, "Yo, you bumped into me dog, um why don't you say 'axcuse me?" and I said, "Axcuse me? Because that's not a word, that's why I don't say it, number one." So, um these guys were gonna beat me up. But I carry a gun just in case I get my feelings hurt. So, I'm sensitive. And so I put the gun to his head, and he said, "It's all good dog." I said, "No, no, it's all bad, there's a gun pointed at your head. It's not all good. It was all good a couple minutes ago, but now it's at least mostly bad for you." So I said, "I'm gonna kill one of you unless one of your friends can spell 'axcuse me" ...And he didn't make it.